Howard came back and said that he heard that Kurt was there a little early. He said that they need to get Elephant Boy set up first though. Howard asked Will if he was ready to go. Richie Wilson said he was ready and they had the fake cock strapped to his chest.

Howard asked who is going to run the Sybian. Will said that Gary was going to do it. Gary said that Jason said he was willing to do it today so he won't be doing it.

Howard had Elephant Boy come in dressed in his bikini with the cock strapped to his chest. There was some laughter as that was happening. Howard had Elephant Boy sitting on the Sybian and said that his balls were hanging out of the bikini. He wanted to test out the Sybian so Howard had them turn that on and asked Elephant Boy to ask a question while it was on. Elephant Boy will be asking his questions while that thing is on. Elephant Boy said it was tickling him in that general area down there. It wasn't just his balls that it was tickling.

Artie told Elephant Boy to try and suck that cock on his chest. Will and Richie were saying that Elephant Boy stunk today.

Howard had the guys bring in Kurt Angle. He's in there to promote the TNA wrestling event they have coming up soon. Howard told Kurt that Elephant Boy was a huge fan of his and he was there to ask some questions. Howard had Fred ask him how he was doing and Kurt said he was doing good until he got in there.

Kurt asked Elephant Boy how many titles he had won. Elephant Boy said that he thought it was 3 or 4 but it was actually 12. They had the Sybian running whenever he'd ask a question or answer one. Elephant Boy asked him how his brother was doing. Kurt said that he's doing okay and he's out of wrestling now. He said that he looks exactly like him so they used to switch in the ring and stuff.

Kurt said that his brother is a welder now. Howard said he likes that they have Elephant Boy on the Sybian today. Elephant Boy was asking some more questions and telling Kurt how great he thinks he is. He said that Howard is great too and compared the two.

Howard told Elephant Boy to go put on some pants. He said that he had seen enough of that. Kurt said that Howard sure has on some sick people on his show. He said that he's not sure if it's the fans or Howard himself.

Howard asked Kurt about not being with Vince McMahon anymore. Kurt said that he had a falling out with him a few years ago and he had to get away from that. He said that Vince didn't want to let him take time off to get some help for the pain killers he was taking. Kurt said that he was taking extra strength stuff back then but he hasn't had any in about four years now. He said that he was taking Percoset and stuff like that.

Kurt told Howard that he wanted to go to rehab to get off of all of that stuff but Vince didn't want to let him take the time off. He said that Vince would let people take time off in the past but because he had just started with the ECW, Vince didn't want to let him do it. He said that Vince wanted him to do it on his own instead of going to rehab. Kurt said it ended up taking him 5 months to clean up.

Kurt said that Vince is kind of one of those guys who gives you that hard love. He said that he wanted him to clean up but wanted him to do it on his own. Kurt said that he needed help doing that.

Howard asked Kurt if he divorced his wife because of this stuff or because of Spice Boy. Kurt said that he got her into wrestling and that's when she asked for the divorce. Kurt said he thinks that's what happened but he can't say who it was.

Kurt said that he was with his wife for 14 years and he was still content with her. He said that the pain killer thing didn't have to do with it. He said that the divorce just happened 2 months ago and she's a millionaire now. He said that she didn't get all of his money but she's getting paid well. He said they have two kids together so he has to pay but he doesn't mind it as long as she's spending it on them.

Howard said it doesn't' sound like Kurt is a jealous man. Kurt said he was pissed at first but now he's okay with it. He said that he knows that someone in the business did something and he knows that for sure.

Kurt said that he has done a lot with TNA in the past couple of years and they've gotten the audience up since he got there. He said that his wife didn't want to stay in the hotel room with him and she'd stay out all night. He said that she would tell him that she was just hanging out with friends in the lobby. Kurt said that he had cheated on her a few times so she may have been getting back at him. He said that they were separated at the time though so he's not sure if that's really cheating. Howard said it's not cheating if you're separated.

Kurt said his ex-wife is a great mother. He said that she wasn't the best sex he's ever had though. Howard found out that Kurt actually had feelings toward Robin. Kurt said he wrote her a poem actually. Kurt said he loved Howard's movie and Robin in the movie. Kurt said that he may be in love with Robin and he has dated a black woman since his divorce. Kurt said that he wasn't even able to look at Robin as he's talking about her.

Howard asked Kurt to read the poem to Robin. Artie said that the good thing for him is that they have to like the poem because he could kill them if they didn't. Kurt told the guys that he could take them all down pretty easy. He was an Olympic gold medal winner in wrestling so he knows how to take a guy down. Kurt told Howard that he thinks that he would take a little longer to take down because he's so tall.

Kurt said that he thinks he may have a little bit of black in him so that might explain why he's so into Black women. He said he has really curly hair that he got from his mom and he thinks that maybe there was some black on her side of the family.

Howard told Kurt that Robin is used to having 11 inch cocks in her so he wondered if he'd be able to keep up with that. Kurt said that he doesn't have one that big but he would do whatever it takes to make her happy.

Howard asked Kurt to read the poem. Kurt read it to her and Howard was chuckling as he was reading it. Howard let him read through the whole thing and Kurt was telling Robin that he's much better in bed than vegetables and meat. Kurt said that he would never bitch about an $800 bottle of wine either. He talked about going to the theater and Starbucks but asked her to never squirt it up his ass. Kurt also said that he's much better hung than Jim Florentine. Kurt also said he didn't care about Robin's 34 narcissism score. Kurt also asked her how ''Robin Ophelia Angle'' sounded to her. Howard answered for her and said ''yes'' to that.

The guys told Kurt that the poem was great. Howard asked Robin what she said to him about this. Robin said that she was impressed. She said that he hasn't asked her out yet so she's not sure if she would or not. Howard asked if she was ready to be a step-mom to his kids. Robin said she loves kids so she would do that. Then Kurt asked her if she would go out. She said yes to that. Kurt figured that she'd say no to him so he wasn't prepared for that.

Howard asked Kurt if he could handle a relationship with Robin since he's out on the road so much. Kurt said he could do that no problem.

Howard asked Kurt how long he's in town. Kurt said he has to leave today but he'll be back in the country in a couple of weeks and he'd like to set something up with her after that. Robin said they were off to a running start then.

Howard asked Kurt if he has any problems getting it up for Robin. Kurt said he has no problems with that at all. Howard told Kurt that Robin likes it from behind so he might want to try that. Howard asked Kurt if he likes anal. Kurt said that he has done it. Howard said that Robin would be up fro that. Howard said that this is on then.

Kurt figured that he could probably do Robin 3 or 4 times in one night. Howard warned him that Robin doesn't swallow. Robin said that she's saving herself for marriage.

Howard gave Kurt a plug for this TNA Lockdown special they have coming up. He said that Kurt will be there and you can find tickets at TicketMaster.com.

Howard asked Robin if she's going to go see him at this thing on April 19th. Robin said that she's actually got plans that weekend and she won't be able to make it. She said that she has to be at home that night so she can't go to the event.

Kurt said that he was sweating thinking about this whole thing. Howard read that Kurt had dated this Rocka Kahn who is a black wrestler. Kurt said he dated her at the wrong time but she's a great person.

Howard read that Kurt once spent $2,000 at a strip club. Kurt said that he feels like a pervert when he goes to those clubs and when a girl gets on you he has a 3 foot rule for himself. He said that he doesn't like the knee in his crotch so he keeps them a few feet away.

JD came in and told Howard he was watching some video on the web of a reality show that Kurt was on and he was scared for Robin's safety. He said that one of the girls that Kurt dated threatened Kurt's wife. Kurt didn't seem to think that Robin should have any worries about that.

Howard read that Kurt once made out with a woman who turned out to be a transsexual. He didn't know it at the time but found out weeks later when he went on the Rikki Lake show. The woman claimed to be Kathy Ireland's sister. Kurt said that this woman had contacted him and flew him out to meet her. This was years ago when he was in the Olympics. Kurt said that the chick fooled him and he had no idea. He said that he made out with that chick for 7 hours!

Howard said that had to be the shock of his life. Kurt said that he had never kissed a man before. Kurt said that she had breast implants but she wouldn't let him go down below. He said that he had no part of her after that whole thing went down. Kurt said that he would have killed her if he had run into her again.

Howard asked if the transsexual played with his cock at all. Kurt said that she did. Howard kept calling her a ''he'' but Kurt asked him to please call it a she. Howard joked that they had her there today but he was just kidding.

Howard asked Kurt how he's feeling these days. Kurt said that he's doing great and feeling the best he's felt since he was in the Olympics.

Howard said he had the Iron Sheik on the phone for Kurt. Sheik was on the line and said hello to Howard and Robin and everyone else there first. Then Sheik was going off on Kurt and calling him names like he's done to Hulk Hogan in the past. Sheik said that he could beat the shit out of him. Kurt said that Hogan beat the shit out of Sheik. Kurt also said that Sheik is full of shit and he was never in the Olympics.

Sheik was going off on Kurt and saying that he had been in the Olympics. He called him names and told him that he could beat his ass. Gary said that Sheik was actually eliminated in his country's trials for the Olympics.

Sheik was yelling at the guy and couldn't hear much of what was being said back to him. Kurt said he can't fight Sheik because he's in a wheel chair. Kurt said he'd be afraid of killing the guy. Kurt said the guy walks on his ankles.

Howard had Eric the Midget on the phone. He wanted to say hi to Kurt. Eric said hi to him and Robin rubbed it in his face that he wanted to go out with her and not out with Eric. Eric didn't care. Eric asked if Kurt was going to be out in Oakland in May. Kurt said that he'll get him back stage when that happens. He said he'll make sure he's at the show and back stage. Eric said he would like that. He thanked Kurt for that. Howard put Eric on hold after that.

Howard said that Kurt is on a role today with setting up the date with Robin and all of that. Howard said that he hopes they work all of that stuff out.

Kurt said that he also did a show with Beth one time. He said that he did that Casino Cinema show and she was great to work with. Kurt said the producer got upset with him when he pretended to be getting drunk during the shoot.

Howard was wrapping up with Kurt but they ended up talking more about Robin. Howard told Kurt about Robin's breast reduction and told him that those huge things are after the reduction. Kurt just said ''Wow!'' Howard told him about the many things that she's into with her health and all. They had to go to break a short time later."

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"Robin Doesn't Believe Kurt Angle Was Into Her. 03/24/09. 9:15am
After the break we heard a prank call that Richard made to a restaurant where he asked about everything on their menu. Fred also played Boston's ''Peace of Mind'' as they were coming back from break.