5/24 PWS WRESTLING TV REPORT
- 05/24/2015 (2:35:00 pm)
- Bob Mulrenin
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Thanks to Jeff Sheridan for this report
1.Host David Adams opens up this weeks episode by saying this is
episode 21, says you'll later see the quarter final round for the TV title
tournament which originally had 16 competitors & says it's now down to 8. He
says this week you'll see Starman vs Delroy with New Jack in his corner, says
you'll also see The Drunken Swashbuckler [TDS] vs Brian Myers & says you'll
also see Mike "Lifeguard" Del with Ashley Massaro in his corner vs Devon Moore.
He says later you'll see Anthony Bowens vs Chris Payne.
Then comes Craig Steele to where Adams asks him if he's there to
share the 4:30AM spotlight, Craig says he's got new material but has to find a
dressing room to put it on, tells Adams that he's the new co-host &
leaves.
2.We then go to the ring to where Chris Payne beats Anthony Bowens
for the win.
3.Foley's on the cell talking to Terry Funk about some surprise,
says it'll be a birthday party for Foley in Rahway on 6/6: www.bedofnailz.com/pwstickets.html
& mentions #foleyturns50: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23foleyturns50&src=typd &
#prowrestlingsyndicate: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23prowrestlingsyndicate&src=typd .
He says it makes sense to where he loves the fact that Bully Ray will be there,
says to tell Raven to keep his attitude in check & says Baron Von Rashke
& Magnum TA signed Foley's WCW contract in '91.
Foley then asks as to what the surprise will be, says it'll be Bret
Hart at the event & says it's gonna be the best night of wrestling ever to
where he says bye to Terry. Then Jake Roberts does a PWS promo.
4.We then go to a bar of sorts where Craig Steele meets Sandy Mann,
calls Sandy "Huckleberry Hounddog" to where his steamboat will soon leave to
Mississippi & offers him a job to watch his briefcase while he puts on his
coat & leaves.
5.We go back to the ring for the TV title tournament to where
Starman beat Delroy with New Jack in his corner.
6.A Dave D-Struction promo is shown where he's asking if you
remember being either in middle school or high school, says it's where you had
to raise money for your school by standing in front of supermarkets selling 1/2
eaten candy bars that he himself got a hold of & says there's 1 way to raise
money for either your middle, high or grammar school. He says that's where PWS
comes to either your town, school or gym instead of standing outside of a
supermarket trying to sell candy & asks if you'd like to have PWS do a show
for you.
Dave plugs www.prowrestlingsyndicate.com for more info to where
they've got packages for this starting at $1,500: www.bedofnailz.com/getintouch.html & says to view
the site now to help you raise money for your school. Then a promo for Kayfabe
Commentaries' "Timeline The History Of ECW 1999 As Told By RVD": http://kayfabecommentaries.com/DVD_TE_RVD.html appears
to where RVD talks about wrestling during that year & says you can get it on www.shootinterviews.com & then a "Create A Pro
Wrestling Academy" promo appears: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n_Tk3oTw48 followed by Tito
Santana doing a PWS promo.
7.Back in the studio with Adams & Steele to where he admits
Steele's got new material, Steele says he does but Delroy don't & says if
Delroy wasn't worrying about riding in the streets while looting & stealing,
he would've worried about what New Jack was telling him. He feels Delroy didn't
listen to New Jack at all.
8.We return to the ring for another match for the TV title
tournament to where Brian Myers with his dog Piper in his corner beat TDS.
9.A "Back To The Territories with Jim Cornette & J.J. Dillon"
DVD promo to where they talk about the Mid Atlantic days, says it's 3 & a
1/2 hours of wrestling history with rare memorabilia & exclusive footage
& says it's got lost Mid Atlantic footage from Cornette's collection to
where you can get it on shootinterviews.com. The same "Foley talks to Terry Funk
about his upcoming 50th birthday show" segment is repeated. Then a "Don't Forget
Your Roots" segment appears to where it says Buddy Rogers innovated the figure 4
leglock.
It continues by saying Edouard "Willow Bunch Giant" Beaupre was a
circus giant for PT Barnum to where he was the tallest wrestler at the time
standing at 8 foot 3 & says he died in 1904 but wasn't buried till 1990. It
then says Vito "Black Sam" Small who was born into slavery in 1854, was the 1st
black wrestler & won 63 matches between 1882 to 1892. It then says the 1st
wrestling doll was of Gorgeous George who had the dolls made as gifts for Toys
For Tots. Then it says during Frank Gotch's last 2 years of his life, he was in
matches for the Sells Floto Circus. It says Buffalo Bill Cody was the circus
promoter & says both Gotch & Cody died in 1917. After this Raven does a
PWS promo.
10.We return to the bar segment to where Sandy Mann asks if it's
time for his spot, then as Steele returns Sandy asks if he's got another dirty
martini for him & Steele gives him phony money so he can buy some. He tells
Sandy to keep the change, calls him a dirty animal & leaves.
11.We return to the ring for another match for the TV title
tournament to where Mike "Lifeguard" Del with Ashley Massaro beat Devon
Moore.
12.Back in the studio with Adams & Steele to where Adams says
PWS will get more crazier next week to where you'll see Jake Roberts vs Kevin
Matthews, Steele calls Jake an old geezer to where he should keep his "snake" in
his pants & stay home, then grabs Adams' mic to where he says Jake hasn't
gotten new gear in years & Adams says for the Suicidal 6 way title, you'll
also see Habib From The Carwash vs Matt Macintosh vs Bobby Wayward vs Eddie
Kingston vs Johnny Howl vs TDS. Steele says TDS don't have a chance in hell
because his gear looks like it smells.
Adams says you'll also see Mario Bokara vs Fallah Bahh, Steele
calls Fallah a big boy with nice gear & says he's referring to his pierced
nipples. Adams says you'll also see a 3 way for the tag titles with Zach Gowen
& Gregory Iron with Hush in their corner vs The Reynolds Brothers' Alex
& Kyle vs The Dudley Boys' Bubba Ray & Devon. Steele hopes Alex tells
Kyle that he loves him again for no reason at all, because Kyle keeps letting
Alex down.
13.Chris Payne's in front of a swimming pool saying you can see it
over his shoulder to where Mike Del ain't there, tells Mike that he's over his
head & says at the TV title tournament, the water in his swimming pool's too
deep for Mike. He says Mike will see that when crossing the line, he'll feel the
Payne.
14.Then the following videos appear to where Adams is singing "la
la la" of sorts till Nikos Rikos comes in, Nikos asks Adams if he's OK &
Adams says yes. Nikos says he's got a problem with that because Adams should be
great, says it's his fault that Adams is not & admits that in the past,
Adams never got his food as well as going on what he thought where dates with
women, but turned out to be guys [Team Espana]. He says they were also soccer
players which makes it worse because nobody likes soccer. New Jack tells Delroy
that he had a chance to show himself but gets beat by Starman.
Mike Del & Ashley Massaro appear in a short segment, Nikos asks
Adams about the "mountain" that he gave him & Adams says he's a real estate
sucker to where that 1/8th of a mountain looked like a good deal at the time to
where he don't wanna talk about it. Nikos says it was 1/16th to where it was
great, says he wants to make it up by offering him a 1 of a kind relic, Adams
asks him if he thinks he'll fall for this again & Nikos says yes. He says
this 1 is good to fall for. New Jack says Delroy was supposed to do this promo
together, asks on where he's at now & says nobody knows.
New Jack tells Delroy to get his priorities straight because he
lost to Starman & didn't show up for New Jack's promo. Nikos offers Adams
the same tiki neckless that was on "The Brady Bunch" episodes when they were in
Hawaii [which was the 1st 3 episodes of Season 4]: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Brady_Bunch_episodes#Season_4_.281972.E2.80.9373.29 &
Adams says he remembers it. Jay Enterprise with Beefcake Charlie & Damian
Gibbs do an anti CPA promo calling him pathetic to where he had guys that
weren't good enough to take all 3 of them out in the ring.
Adams says before he buys the tiki, he asks Nikos to wear it first
& Nikos says no. He tells Adams to buy it from him for $400, says he will to
where this time he's got exact change this time & tells him he won't believe
that it cost extra this time. As he's giving Nikos money he asks if it's
authentic & from the show, Nikos says yes, Adams takes it & thanks
Nikos. He says he's glad both are friends now & from what I'm guessing is in
Greek, Nikos says "opa" & leaves. As Adams puts on the tiki he says this is
totally sweet. Another Mike & Ashley promo to where he says Devon Moore
thought he can beat him & knew that was impossible.
Adams rubs the tiki's belly for good luck, then takes a cough drop
to where he's choking & then as Sandy Mann comes in with his martini, Adams
signals him to help him with his choking & then falls down. Jay Enterprise
asks Beefcake Charlie & Damian Gibbs if CPA will get anyone else to beat
them, Charlie says it's Moses, Gibbs says it's The Pope, Jay says it's Chuck
Norris, Gibbs says it's Jesus, Charlie says it's God & Jay says it's Bruce
Lee. Charlie & Gibbs says Bruce's dead & Jay says it's the same as Larry
Zbyszko's career. Sandy Mann again asks for another martini while a "dying"
Adams tries reaching out for him.
New Jack continues by telling Delroy that he hates thinking because
when he does, his head hurts. He tells Delroy that he's giving him his time
& responsibility so he can put him in his place. Adams continues to choke to
death & then Phillip Simon II comes in & tries saving him. Another Mike
& Ashley promo to where he says he got 1 up on Devon like he does everyone
else & says the next 1 is Chris Payne. Phillip continues to try saving Adams
from choking till the cough drop pops out, Adams thanks Phillip & looks at
the tiki. Another Mike & Ashley promo to where he tells Chris if he wants to
come to his beach, the same thing will happen to him because he'll take Chris'
head & dig it into the sand.
As Jay, Charlie & Damian high 5 each other, Damian tells CPA to
never be seen by them again because it's the land of the Aesthetic Enterprise
& only they survive & Charlie says it's the same with themselves. New
Jack continues by telling Delroy that he's playing games, tells him to get his
ass straight because it's his last chance with him & tells him to either
show up & redeem himself or he'll kick Delroy's ass himself. Team Espana's
talking Spanish in their car, Adams is outside saying it's the weirdest night of
PWS & says every weird thing has happened to him tonight to where he sees a
soccer ball.
Team Espana continues talking Spanish in their car, then Adams
accidently refers to Team Espana's Jose & "Jos-Be" as "Aphroditey" &
"Hermaphroditey" by telling them that he found their soccer ball & then it's
back to Team Espana continues talking Spanish in their car. Adams tells them he
got their soccer ball & while Team Espana backs up their car, they run Adams
over. Then they come out of the car to see what they did to Adams, then they try
calming each other down from panicking, take their soccer ball & leave Adams
lying there. Adams awakes by telling them not to move the car but they move it
anyway & again run him over.
Then as Adams tries recovering, CPA comes over & tells him that
before he dies, he discovered that Adams filed for a tax extension to where he
has till 8/15 & leaves. As CPA leaves, Adams tells him to call for help.
While Adams is laying there, Delroy in his car appears to where he honks for him
to move & as Adams finally moves, Delroy drives away saying "about time". A
plug for the PWS site appears & that's how this weeks episode ends for this
week.
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