If you are drawn to the theater of the absurd like a shopaholic bargain hunter to a flea market you might have forked over a hefty admission fee to be at yesterday’s gala announcement at MetLife Stadium that WrestleMania XXIX will take place there in April 7, 2013.

First, let us begin with the awkward.

Jets owner Woody Johnson, forever in pursuit of that coveted title that coach Rex Ryan keeps guaranteeing to bring home, finally got his championship bling.

As part of the choreographed festivities, WWE star “Triple H’’ presented the Jets owner with his own WWE championship belt, resplendent with a lot of sparkle and a spinning WWE logo on the front of it.

It wasn’t exactly Roger Goodell carefully presenting Johnson the Vince Lombardi Trophy as if he were handing over a newborn infant. There was no confetti raining from the sky, and no parade through the Canyon of Heroes is being planned.

Oh yes, Giants co-owner John Mara got a belt of his own, too.

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