- 06/04/2009 (2:46:24 am)
- Jeff Sheridan
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"Brooke Hogan Visits. 06/03/09. 7:35am
Howard had Brooke Hogan come in next. He said he had to put on his sunglasses first. He said he thinks that Hulk Hogan wanted him to bang her. She said she thinks that her dad would approve of him even with the sick mind he has.
Howard said he feels that Brooke pretends not to have a boyfriend on her show and she really does. Brooke said she doesn't want to act single on the show. Howard said she's involved with this guy Stacks who is half black. Howard said Artie mentioned that she was into black guys. She said she's not into black guys, she's just attracted to good looking guys.
Howard said Brooke is brutally honest on her show and she's willing to expose all of this stuff. He said they present her as a virginal girl but she really isn't. Brooke said she might be a virgin until she's 40. Howard asked how old she was when her show started. She said she was just 16 and she was a virgin back then.
Howard said she must have started having sex at some point. Brooke said she's 21 now but she didn't want to talk about that stuff. She said that it actually was on the show and they did hint that she had sex on the show.
Howard said her body screams for sex and she must be doing it. She said that she does have blood flowing in her. Howard said she must have lost her virginity by season 2. She said she was a virgin for a very long time. Brooke said this is the first time she's ever talked about this. She said she was actually legal when it happened.
Brooke said that her father must know by now but she's not sure. She said it was good the first time she did it. Her virginity was like this big thing and it was sacred. Brooke said she was grown up by then and it wasn't that big of a deal like it would have been when she was 16.
Howard asked who the guy was and if he was white. She said that he was white and it was that guy Jerry the rocker kid who was on the show with her. She said her father may go out and kill him now that he knows. She said ''Sorry Jerry!''
Howard asked Brooke about how it all happened. She said she dated for 2 years before they did it. Brooke said that it wasn't messy or anything and there was no blood. Howard asked where they went to do it. Brooke was blushing and said she was very embarrassed by this.
Brooke said they were at an event at the Hard Rock in Chicago. She said that Jerry pulled her into his arms and it went from there.
Howard asked Brooke if she's wild in bed. She said she's a free spirit. She said she's wild to a point but she wouldn't be with another girl. She said she's not wild in that way. Howard asked her if she would do a chick but not let her man do the chick. She said she's not sure about that.
Brooke said she kissed a girl in her new season and did that for her roommate Glen. She said she wanted him to try dating a girl and she was going to date her too so that's what led to the kiss. Brooke said this girl was kind of butch but she had nice boobs and hip bones and she tried to tell her to grow out her hair and put on a nice bra and she'd look hot. She wasn't interested in doing that though.
Brooke said she went out for the date on the other chick's Harley and she was tiny. She said it was funny looking because she towered over her. Brooke said she walked her to the door and the other girl kissed her and gave her a little tongue. Brooke said she wasn't sickened by it, but it was a bit much to take all at once.
Howard asked Brooke about the kiss and said that she seems to be enjoying sex and being spanked and stuff. He said he likes this.
Howard said he saw the interview Brooke did with Perez Hilton. Her parent's divorce is getting messy and Brooke is speaking out about it. Howard said the family used to be all nice and got along. Now they're all fighting and stuff. Howard said the reality show made them all big stars and it may have blown up the family. Brooke said the show didn't do it. She said it was a lot of underlying stuff and it all came out because of the show.
Howard said the whole divorce got ugly. Howard said Brooke's mother seems to want to be ''Brooke.'' Howard said she dresses like her and may be going through a mid-life crisis. she's actually dating a guy who is younger than Brooke. Howard said Brooke was staying neutral in the whole thing at first. Brooke said her mother is hot and she can pull it off. She said the age thing isn't a thing for her. she said that kind of thing happens all the time.
Brooke said that she wouldn't have a problem with this guy if he wasn't taking advantage of her mother and father. Brooke said she has this sense that there's this wall and lies between her and her mother. She said her mother was seen making out with an older guy at a hotel and she's not sure what's going on there.
Brooke said that she and her mother were really close and now things are bad. She said it's hard to talk about it in interviews but she's trying to help people who are going through the same type of thing.
Brooke said she doesn't know that her mother is doing drugs but she has the feeling that she has something she needs to straighten out in her life. Brooke said that she spoke to her mother on May 5th and things were fine. Then the next day things went downhill when her mother read an interview that she had done with a magazine.
Howard said Brooke's mom has attacked Brooke in a press release. Howard said he had that press release and he was going to read it. Brooke said she always feared letting her parents down when she was growing up and now she wonders why she had to behave all those years. She wondered why her mother would do this to her.
Howard said this press release is a real betrayal. He said you just don't talk about your kids like this. Howard read the press release and they bashed Brooke on her album sales. Then they pointed out that Brooke's breasts weren't real and they were implants. Howard asked her about that. Brooke said that her boobs are fake and she admits to that. She said that everyone has to fall over crying now that she's come out and said that. Brooke said she had a full C before she got them done but the shape was bad. She wanted them more round so she went up a full size. Howard said they do look nice.
Artie said a lot of women go to Miami and get fake ones when they don't need to. Brooke said her mother was a big influence on that. She said she didn't need them but she was convinced to get them.
Howard read more of the press release and it had something in there about her age and her claims that Brooke's mother's boyfriend was younger than her by a year and a half and that wasn't true. Howard didn't get that and neither did Brooke.
The press release said that Brooke is dating a pot head and her father does it as well. Brooke said her father has never smoked pot in front of her. She said that stuff isn't even that big of a deal. She said that even our president had smoked pot.
Brooke said she hasn't spoken to her mother since the press release came out. She said she feels like her mother disowned her after that. She said she read the press release and she got all shaky when she read it. Brooke said when it hit her this wave came over her and it was embarrassing to her. She said that it was her mom who put it out and that was shocking to her.
Brooke said her father has tried to be very calm and Christian about the whole thing and tried to make her think that maybe she's got problems that she needs to take care of.
Brooke said she feels like she doesn't even have a mom right now. She said she would like to have her mom to give her an opinion on stuff and she just can't do that right now.
Brooke said she has tried going to therapy for this stuff but she thinks she handles it pretty well on her own. She sometimes wonders if it's all going to hit her at once though.
Howard asked Brooke if he wanted him to get her back with her mom. He said that they could get some huge ratings if he did this. He said he would make her understand how hurtful she was to her. He said he'd tell her that she's the mother and she's the one who has to take the high road. Howard said he thinks that it wouldn't be easy but he could pull it off. Brooke wasn't sure about that. Brooke wasn't interested in doing that. Howard said he could try it with his own mom then.
Brooke said there are a lot of women out there who want to take care of her like that but she feels like a charity case.
Howard asked Brooke if she's using rubbers when she has sex. She said she didn't want to talk about this stuff. Howard said hulk wants him to talk about it. Brooke said she knows he doesn't want him talking about that.
Howard said Jesse Ventura was on the show recently telling them that Hulk has a small penis. Brooke said they should ask her father's girlfriend Jennifer about that. She said that they actually look and act a lot alike. Brooke said she's really cool and she likes her a lot. Artie said he met her too and she really is very nice.
Howard asked Brooke about this Stacks guy and if he ever asks her to let her do it without a condom. She said it's not like that and he's very respectful. Brooke said this was making her sweat under her fake boobs.
Howard asked Brooke if she would go on the pill and let Stacks go inside of her. she said she's on the pill and she's been on it since she was 14. Brooke said she still has Stacks wear a condom. Brooke said that once you're with someone for a long time she's fine with it. She said neither of them want a kid and that's why they still use the condoms.
Brooke said you never know what's going to happen and with her schedule she can be thrown off and not take the pill on time.
Howard asked Brooke if she's ever wanted to see herself having sex and taped it. She said she has never wanted to do that. She said that's what mirrors are for. Howard told her that Robin was videotaped by a guy and she didn't know the guy was doing it.
Howard gave Brooke some plugs for her TV show ''Brooke Knows Best'' that premieres this Sunday night on VH-1.
Brooke said her brother is doing well but he had to move to L.A. to get away from people in Tampa telling him they wanted him to die.
Irish John called in and said he feels sorry for her dad because he hears him on Bubba's show talking about how he's going broke in this divorce. Brooke said that her mother is getting $40,000 a month tax free. Brooke said she couldn't even spend that much a month. Brooke said that her father wanted to leave that money to her and her brother and that's bothering him. She said it's okay with her if he doesn't have the money to give to them.
Brooke said her brother, Nick, is staying neutral in this divorce thing but her mother has even gone after him. Howard said it would be good for the reality show if she and her mom had a confrontation. She said they tried to make up in one episode but they weren't in the same room when they did it. Brooke said her mother was asking how her daughter could do this to her.
John said he heard Hulk saying that his ex-wife tried to cash his tax return check and it wasn't her's to cash. Brooke said she didn't know that was out there but kind of confirmed it.
Howard took a call from a guy who had a bad phone connection. Howard didn't understand what he said. Another guy asked Brooke what color panties she was wearing. Brooke said that they matched her dress which was pink. A pink thong.
Another caller asked Brooke how she could date such a dork. He said he's better looking than that guy is. Brooke said she didn't like his attitude.
Howard said when you see a guy with a chick you always have to put them down because guys think that they should be with the chick.
Howard heard that Brooke was taller than her boyfriend by a foot and a half. Brooke said he's really not that short. She said she's the same height and only taller when she's in heels.
Another caller said that Bubba offered Brooke's mother $100,000 to come in and take a drug test. Brooke said she would do that if it was her. Another guy asked Brooke if her brother took it in the ass while he was in jail. Brooke said ''Fuck you dude.''
Howard asked to see Brooke's friend Rachel. Brooke said that she's her personal assistant and she's really smart. Rachel came in and Artie said ''Holy shit!'' and said she was the hottest chick they had ever had up there.
Howard asked Rachel if they do anything together. Rachel said that Brooke does try to cuddle with her at times. Brooke said she must think that she's her boyfriend while she's sleeping. Howard said the two of them should fool around once in a while. Howard asked Rachel if she's attracted to her at all. Rachel said she's beautiful but she's not into her like that.
Howard took a call from a guy who said Brooke sounds like a very sweet person and he thinks that Beth and Brooke would make a great couple. Howard said that would be fun. Brooke even said that sounds hot to her. Artie told him to add Rachel to that mix too. Howard even invited Robin to be part of that. Howard said the ratings would be huge for Brooke if they did that.
Howard said Rachel's boobs looked great. She said they were real too. Brooke said that's what her's used to look like and now she's mad she got the implants.
Another caller asked Brooke if she had sex with Rich Davis. Brooke said she had a crush on that guy, who works at SIRIUS, but she didn't do anything with him. The caller had asked if she swallows too. Brooke said she makes her man happy and that's all she was going to say.
Howard asked Brooke if she would be opposed to swallowing that stuff. Brooke said if you love someone you shouldn't have a problem doing stuff like that. She said she won't say what she does though. Brooke said she won't say because she has people out there who look up to her. Robin said she obviously hasn't been in love herself.
Howard told the girls they were lovely. He gave Brooke some more plugs for her single, her TV show and more. Brooke said she has a nude scene in her show this season. She said she's in the shower nude. Howard asked if she's fully shaven. Brooke said ''Who wants a bush?'' She said she likes hairy men but she likes to be clean down there. Howard said Robin keeps a little landing strip. Howard said Beth is fully shaven because that's what he prefers.
Brooke said there is some footage of her nude but they have it in the vault. She said they have to blur the shots in the TV show but the footage does exist. Brooke said there were like 20 guys in the room at the time when she did it. She said she was really hot when the air conditioning got shut off and she started walking around naked because of it. Brooke said Ashley was trying to go green and that's why they shut off the A/C.
Artie said he loves Brooke's show when Kim fights with Bruce Jenner. Brooke told him he had the wrong show. Howard said he will be watching Brooke's new show. Brooke said her album is coming out July 21st. Howard said he hopes that she makes up with her mother and has a reconciliation.
Artie wanted to ask Rachel a question because Brooke said she was smart. Artie asked her who the vice president was. Brooke said it was Condoleeza Rice. Rachel said that she had to think about it. Rachel said she knows it's a guy. She said it starts with a B or something. Howard told her to keep going. Artie wanted to see how smart this chick was since Brooke told them that she was ''so smart.'' Rachel didn't know the answer.
Brooke knew who the President was. She even know his first and last name. Howard told her the Vice President was Richard Simmons. Brooke asked if they were being serious. Rachel knew they were messing with them. Howard wrapped up after that and said that if Brooke ever wants to get her mother on the show, just let him know and he'll do that. They went to break after that."



