TRANSCRIPT OF IRON SHEIK ON STERN”S SHOW
  • 09/30/2008 (12:59:28 pm)
  • Jeff Sheridan

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"Iron Sheik Visits. 09/29/08. 7:30am
Howard said that the Iron Sheik was there and he's heard that he's really out of control. He said that he thought it was some kind of act he put on but apparently it's not an act. Howard said that Sheik is one of the greatest wrestlers to ever live though.

Sheik came in and Howard told him that he was one of the greatest but he's heard that he's out of control. Howard said that Sheik was suspended from going on tour with the Killers of Comedy when he threatened to beat up Beetlejuice. Howard said that the Sheik is 100 percent real. He said that he saw tape of Sheik going off on Beetlejuice and it seems that he didn't know he was retarded. Sheik said he didn't know he was retarded.

Howard said that he saw the tape and he had to know that Beetlejuice was a pinhead and not normal. Sheik didn't know what a ''pinhead'' was so Howard had to explain it to him. Howard said it means he's kind of retarded.

Sheik said that Beetlejuice has a big mouth and he insulted Bob Levy so he was defending him. Howard said that Bob knows that he's retarded through so he didn't feel offended by whatever Beetlejuice said to him.

Howard said that they put Sheik in a room with Beetlejuice and he just talks all night. Sheik said that Beetlejuice shit on the floor and in the bed of the room they were staying in. Sheik said that was the first time they stuck in him a room with someone like that and it was an insult to him.

Sheik said that they had two beds in the room but Beetlejuice shit himself and it smelled very bad. He said that he didn't know he was retarded and he didn't want to be around the guy.

Sheik said that the promoter, Sequoia, was a cheap son of a bitch and put him in the room with him. He said it was his biggest nightmare ever. Sheik said that he hopes that no one ever has to stay in a room with Beetlejuice.

Howard said that Beetlejuice needs special handling and he can't believe they stuck him in the same room with him. Sheik said that he got tired of hearing Beetle's stories all night. He claimed to have fought Mohammed Ali and Joe Frazier and stuff like that.

Howard said that it seems like they kind of set Sheik up by sticking him in the room with Beetlejuice. He said that they usually have one of the comedians stay with him to keep an eye on him.

Howard said that Sal wrote him a note about going out with Sheik the other night and when the waitress didn't know who she was, Sheik went off on her calling her a cunt. Then they got kicked out of the restaurant and the owner looked like he was going to beat the shit out of them. Luckily Artie friend JC was there and stopped that from happening.

Howard told Sheik that he can't be calking people names like that if they don't recognize him. Sheik said that she was just fucking with him and she had to know who he was. Howard said that she might be a young woman and didn't know who she was. Sheik said that she knew and she was just fucking with him.

Sal said that the waitress didn't say a thing to him and he called her a cunt and a piece of shit. He said that a bouncer came out and the music stopped playing and they got kicked out.

Sheik said that he was ready to fight even though he's 67 years old. He said that his wife left him after 35 years of marriage too. Howard said he heard about that so he asked why that was. Sheik said that she loved him when he was a millionaire but now she doesn't. He said that Linda Hogan is just like his wife and she's another gold digger.

Sheik said that he's lost his money and his wife stopped loving him as the money went away. He was screaming the whole time so it was hard to understand what he was saying.

Howard asked Sheik how his wife told him that she was leaving. He claimed that she told him that she was leaving him because he was an old man and he didn't have any money. Sheik said that his wife had a very nice life all of those years and she spent all of his money. He said she's a no good gold digger just like Linda Hogan.

Howard asked Sheik if he wishes that he had taken some of his money and invested it. Sheik said that Howard is a very smart man and he thinks that they should have put that money away fro retirement.

Sheik said his wife broke his heart and he never wants to see her again. He said that she left him because he's not a millionaire... and repeated the gold digger thing again.

Sheik said that his wife was 10 years younger than him. He said that she broke his heart and it sounded like he was about to start crying. He was going on and on about that and said that his wife wasn't a Muslim so Howard told him that might have been a mistake.

Sheik was telling Robin that he'd like to go out with her now that she and Jim Florentine have broken up. It didn't sound like Robin was interested though.

JC called in and shared some stories from that night. Howard also said that he heard that Sheik's wife left him because he's still drinking and doing drugs. Sheik said that he likes to smoke ''a little bit of the reefer'' but he's not doing the hard drugs anymore. He said that they'll all tell Howard that he's not doing that stuff anymore.

Howard had Sheik's manager Eric come in. He asked him if his wife left him because of the drugs. Eric said that he doesn't let Sheik do anything out on the road and there were many reasons for his wife leaving him. Sheik told Eric that he's a son of a bitch and he doesn't send him enough money. He said that he sends him $25 when he asks for money.

Eric said that he'll give Sheik $1000 and he gives half of it to his daughter and then the other half just vanishes. Then Sheik will call him asking fore more money and that's when he sends him like 25 bucks. Sheik was yelling at Eric saying that he's stealing from him and he's taking half of his money. Eric said that he should take 85 percent of it so maybe he'll have something left over.

Eric and Sheik argued for a few minutes and yelled at each other through the whole thing. Sheik was accusing Eric of being gay and Eric denied that. Howard said he didn't know what was going on.

Sheik was accusing Eric of being a ''dumb, gay, cheap, son of a bitch.'' He said that he had massaged a young boy but Eric said that he has never done that. Eric is a masseuse and he claims that he has never done that with a young boy.

Eric got in a plug for an upcoming roast they're doing fro the Sheik. That's taking place at the Crown Plaza hotel, in Monroe, NJ, in 2 weeks. Sheik wanted a beer to relax but Gary said they're not allowed to give him beer.

Howard said that he thinks that Eric is trying to save Sheik some money and that's why he's putting him on this allowance. Howard said that he must be saving some of his money for him. Sheik said that he's taking 50 percent of his money but Eric was claiming that he's not keeping it for himself. Eric said he got 150 bucks from the Killers of Comedy thing and Sheik got $1000. He said that he and Sheik do split 50/50 on some other stuff they do. Eric is doing more than just managing him though.

Sheik said that he used to feel sorry for Eric about 22 years ago and he gave him a job. Now he takes 50 percent of his money. Howard said that it seems like he's more than a manager and he's almost like an assistant. Sheik said that he is more than a manager. Eric said that he has a lot of other clients but Sheik is his number 1 guy.

Eric said that he has 50/50 deals with other people too, not just Sheik. He said that he takes them around to the events that they do and he feeds them and stuff like that.

Howard took a call from a guy who was pretending to be a wrestler. He got Sheik all worked up after yelling at him about some stuff. Sheik went off on that guy yelling out his wrestling bullshit. Sheik gave him a few ''Fuck you!'' comments during that call. Eric got in a plug for his web site ESSPromostions.com right after that.

Howard asked Sheik why he's always threatening to fuck guys in the ass if he's so anti-gay. Sheik went on to threaten to sick his 10 inch cock into some other guys after that. Howard gave Sheik some more plugs and said that you can find out more at LegendsOfTheRing.com.

Sheik said that he wants to beat the shit out of Danny Bonaduce next time he wants to fight. He said he wasn't available to be at the fight between him and Bob Levy last time but he wants to be there next time.

Howard said that sheik was very nice to Bubba when he was on the show last time. Sheik said he was like that for Howard. Howard said that he's also heard that Sheik is very nice to Hulk Hogan off the air. Sheik said that's because Hulk is always telling him how much he loves him.

Howard took a call from another wrestling impersonator and let that guy get Sheik all worked up. Howard thanked the Sheik for coming in after that and gave him some more plugs for the upcoming roast and other appearances he's making. He said that he was sorry to hear about his marriage falling apart as well.

Howard said he had King Kong Bundy on the phone and let another phony wrestler get Sheik all worked up. Sheik was telling him to suck his 10 inch cock. They went back and forth for a minute before Howard wrapped up and went to break.

Wrap Up Show - Iron Sheik Discussions. 09/29/08. 11:35am
After the break Jon asked Gary if he thinks Ronnie really believes that Artie hates him. Gary said that Ronnie doesn't realize it when someone is needling him like Artie does. He said that Ronnie just thinks that he hates him.

Benjy said that he thinks that Ronnie hasn't invited Ronnie to some stuff and that's why he thinks that he dislikes him. He said that he doesn't believe Artie is really like that though.

Jon brought up the Iron Sheik and said that he was screaming out in the hall before he even got into the studio. Gary said he thinks that today was one of his best appearances ever. He said that he liked hearing about his ex-wife and stuff like that. He also liked hearing Sheik talking about yelling at the woman who didn't know who he was.

Jon played a quick clip of Howard talking to Sheik and Sheik yelling about his ex-wife. Jon and Gary talked about that clip and some of the wacky stuff that Sheik revealed today like the fact that he didn't know that Beetlejuice was retarded.

Benjy said he thinks that Sheik is just doing a character and it's all calculated. Gary said he doesn't believe that at all. He said he thinks that he may have started out as a character but it's become part of his life.

Jon took a call from a guy who brought up the Mets thing again. They spent a few seconds on that and then took another call. The caller asked Gary about his kid's names (Lucas and Jackson) and if he had named them after Paul Newman's character ''Lucas Jackson'' from ''Cool Hand Luke.'' Gary said he wasn't aware of that and he'll have to check out the movie again.

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