Hulk said that Jesse has been working on his stories for 30 years and he knows that he's lying about never doing drugs. Hulk said that he used to smoke pot with Jesse back in the day. Hulk didn't want to get into that stuff anymore so Howard got back to his back and hip problems. Hulk said that his back is really messed up.

Howard asked Hulk if he ever got resentful that his family was having such a great time while he was suffering through the pain from all of the stuff he had to go through to make his money. Hulk said that his family never thought the house was big enough and his wife always wanted to move. Hulk said that his wife wanted to move to Miami because Brooke was going to be recording out there. Hulk said that his wife moved back to L.A. and she got a place that was costing him a ridiculous amount of money.

Howard said that he knew that Hulk was miserable when he saw him at Bubba's wedding, carrying a giant box. Howard said that he had Hulk's lawyer, Dave, on the pone and he wanted to be on while Hulk was on. He put him on but didn't say all that much to him.

Howard asked Hulk about Brooke possibly doing Playboy. Hulk said that she got a call at 16 to do the magazine and he called and thanked them for that and turned it down. He said that they called again and said that they want her on the cover of the 55th anniversary issue. He said that Brooke called him and asked what he thought. He told her that she should say that she's very interested in it. He said that she's going to have to make that decision because it could make her career skyrocket or maybe tank. He said that she's 20 years old now and he can't tell her what to do. He can tell her to think about it and make the right decision on it though.

Hulk said that he won't look at the layout if she does Playboy. He said that he will support her if she does do it. He said he thinks that it's the wrong time for her to do it right now. He said that he thinks that if she does it down the road it might be okay. Howard said that the right time to do it is when Hulk is dead so he doesn't have to know about it.

Howard said that he likes Brooke's new TV show. Hulk said that she's the nicest and most honest person he knows. Howard told Hulk that she is spoiled though. Hulk said she works her ass off. Howard said that she's spoiled and she's going to have to find someone who will treat her just like her father does.

Hulk told Howard about how he once spanked her on the ass when she was a little girl and he still hasn't heard the end of it. It was just the one time too.

Hulk was telling Howard that he shouldn't mess up his relationship with marriage. Howard said that Beth is worried about messing things up by getting married. Hulk said that it could work out but it could fail too.

Howard asked Hulk about his divorce and if it's easier in Florida or not. Hulk said that it should be an easy thing but it's not turning out to be like that.

Howard asked Hulk about his ex-wife dating a 19 year old and what that's all about. Hulk said that has been tough on his kids. He said that he's cool with that because he's not in love with her anymore but it bothers him that his kids are so upset about it.

Hulk talked about how Brooke found out that her mother was dating a 19 year old. She had gone back to the old house and went through the house when her mother wasn't there. She ended up finding 2 19 year old guys there in the house at the time. Her mother freaked out and told her that she was just supposed to come to the restaurant and not go to the house.

Hulk said that there had been problems with him and Linda for the past 10 or 12 years. They stayed together for the kids but now he realizes that it would have been better off being from a broken home than be in a broken home.

Howard asked hulk if he was having sex with Linda over the past 10 years. Hulk said that it was on and off. He said that he's dating a 34 year old woman now who is great. He said that he just got some new tattoos about 6 months ago and he went to a really weird place in his life. He got so depressed that he had lost his wife and stuff.

Hulk said that he was in this big house all alone and his mind started playing games on him. He said that he had some weird thoughts and he made it sound like he was suicidal but he never pulled out a gun or anything. He said that his kids were always on his mind and he kept praying that he was going to be happy. Hulk said he just got sick and tired of it all and eventually snapped out of it.

Hulk said that Bubba is a great guy and he stayed at his house for a while. He said that he'd come down and see his two kids there so that would depress him even more. Hulk said that he was going out and drinking but he wasn't talking to any women or anything during that time.

Howard asked Hulk how long he waited to date. Hulk said it was a few months before he found someone. Hulk said that even if he had gotten laid, that wouldn't have helped him out. Hulk said that he prayed to be happier every New Year and it didn't work.

Hulk said that he was supposed to go to this meeting about his Hogan Energy drink and on the flight back he was talking to some guy about all of his problems and a woman gave him this book to read called ''The Secret'' that changed his life. He said that he read the book and it really helped him out. Robin said that she read the book and it helped her too.

Hulk said that the book paralleled what he believes as a Christian and that really got him out of this thing he was in. Hulk said that he changed and realized that life is beautiful and he stopped being negative about people. Hulk said that his eyes were opened up and he became a better person. Hulk said that he's happier now than he ever was when he was married.

Howard asked Hulk about the tapes of him and his son talking on the phone in jail begin released. Hulk said that they're going to court over that and they're going to find out why they were released to the public when other tapes haven't been.

Hulk said that his son was sentenced to 8 months in minimum security and they ended up sticking him in a maximum security prison in solitary confinement. He said they did that to punish him. Hulk said that he has tried to help his son out with that book that he read. He said that his son was able to last because of that kind of stuff.

Howard asked Hulk why he's responsible for what his son did. Hulk said that they didn't have a lot of insurance because his wife didn't want to pay a lot for insurance. Dave got on and said that Nick was still a juvenile at the time too so that's why his parents are being held responsible.

Hulk said that his ex-wife is trying to get a lot of money and all of his trademarks and stuff out of him for this divorce. He said that it's all good though.

Howard asked Hulk about his new girl and if she looks a little bit like his ex-wife and daughter. Hulk said that she's blond and they say that a lot of blondes look the same. He said that she doesn't look the same when you see her up close.

Hulk said that he met this girl in the grocery store when he was looking for some organic animal crackers. He said that he looked at her eyes and they were pure white and he'd never seen that before. He said that he didn't get her number that day but a few weeks later he ran into her again. He said that this time he noticed her eyes and the rest of her body. He said that he learned about her and got her number that day.

Howard asked where he went on his first date with her. Hulk said that he went to her house instead of going out. He said that it took him a long time to get her. He said that he didn't want to give exact details but Howard figured it was 2 weeks. It sounded like it may have been quicker than that. Howard asked Hulk if it was the greatest to be inside of a new woman. Hulk told him to stop with that. He didn't want to get into that much detail.

Hulk told Howard that when he's in a relationship he is either all the way in or all the way out. He won't cheat on this woman. He said he doesn't even remember the last time he was with Linda at this point.

Howard asked Hulk what he's going to do about Bubba now that he's gained all of this weight. Hulk said that Bubba has started working out again and he's back on track.

Hulk said that he can't even work out in his own house anymore. He said that this 19 year old is sleeping in his bed, working out in his gym and driving his cars. That's what really bothers him. Howard said it sounds like things are a real mess.

Hulk told Howard and Robin about this thing that happened with Brooke and this handler that she had by the name of Christie Ann. He said that he got a call from that woman one day asking what was wrong with Brooke because she was crying. This was going on all the time and it turns out that Linda was brow beating Brooke whenever she'd call. Hulk said that he ended up talking to this Christie Ann and they hooked up a couple of times. He said that Brooke found out about that about a year later and she flipped out. Hulk admits he was wrong about that but at the end of the day, Linda and her lawyer jumped on it and had Brooke signing paperwork saying that she had seen all of this stuff. They reworded the whole thing and tried to get her to sign it again and she refused because the stuff just wasn't true.

Hulk said that he told Brooke not to worry about it and once her show was a hit on VH-1, they took the first draft and sent it to The Globe and exposed all of this stuff that went on. He said that was the last straw for Brooke.

Howard asked Hulk why they can't do a 50/50 split and just end this thing. David said that's what they've been trying to do but this law firm that they're dealing with wants to go to war with them. David said they don't want to go to war with them. He said that they want to settle it and get it over with.

Hulk said that they're burning up a lot of money that he wanted to give to his kids and to Linda by dragging this case out the way they are. David said that they want to settle the case and there is nothing to fight about. Howard said that things just keep getting uglier and uglier and they need to put it behind them. Howard asked if Hulk could go to Linda and ask her to just settle this thing.

Hulk laughed and said he can't do that. He said that Linda had the cops pull him over and lied to them about something. Hulk said that she's telling the kids that he's threatened to kill her and things like that. He said that Linda owns both of the houses at this point.

Hulk said that his lawyer asked him for his gun and then told him to get out of the beach house they have because it was in Linda's name. Hulk said that he had to leave both of the houses. Linda was claiming that he threatened her and the cops could arrest him if he was in her house.

David said that Linda is using money to get back at Hulk emotionally. Howard asked Hulk where he's living now. He said he's in an apartment. He said that his daughter is living in a nicer place than he is.

Howard asked hulk if this new woman is going to want a kid with him. Hulk said that she's cool and she doesn't want a kid.

Howard said that he had the Iron Sheik on the phone. Hulk said that he's an idiot but told Howard to put him on. Sheik said that Hulk insulted him one time and he wanted to give him a fuck you. He said that he was supposed to help him out back when he lost his belt but Hulk never came through. Sheik said that Hulk told him that he loved him but then he never spoke to him again. Sheik told Hulk he was a fuckin idiot and continued to go off on him.

Hulk said that Sheik is out of his mind and he's going to call the New Jersey cops on him again if he doesn't stop. Hulk said that Sheik is doing one of his gimmicks and he figured that he'll see him in a couple of weeks and he'll be kissing his ass.

Hulk said that he'll stretch his ass if he doesn't stop with this stuff. Sheik kept going and went off on Hulk but then said that he forgives him and then the two of them made up and said they love each other. It was resolved in seconds. Howard said that's what Hulk needs in his divorce.

Howard said that Hulk is still working and he's got him and Bubba as his friends. He said that this divorce should work out. Hulk said that he's working on getting some stuff going. He said he just shot a new show called Celebrity Professional Wrestling with people like Danny Bonaduce, Dennis Rodman, Dustin Diamond, Butterbean and Todd Bridges. He said that it's going to be on CMT and it's going to be great.

Hulk said that they have a lot of good stuff coming up and it'll be fun to watch. He said that they may even have Bubba do the voice overs for it. He said that Tiffany, Nikki Ziering and others were part of it. He said that Frank Stallone became a full blown drag queen during the shoot. He said that was the character he came up with and after the last show he didn't take the make up off. He said that he thinks that Frank found himself during that.

Howard asked Hulk about the American Gladiator thing and what was up with that. Hulk couldn't believe Howard didn't know more about it. Hulk said that Layla Ali is his co-host and the show is on NBC at 8 o'clock. Hulk also said that he got his web site, HulkHogan.com, up and running. He told the guys to check out his Hulk Hogan energy granules.

Hulk asked how Bubba is doing. Howard told him that he's doing just fine and he's on both SIRIUS and on terrestrial radio. Hulk said that Howard was the guy who gave him a shot when no one else would. Howard said that he and Bubba spoke yesterday for a few minutes.

Hulk wanted a radio show so he asked Howard why he doesn't give him a show. Howard said that they might be able to do that. Hulk could even work out of Bubba's studio down in Tampa. Howard said that he'd hook Hulk up with Tim Sabean. Hulk said that he wants to do ''Real Talk with Hulk Hogan.'' Howard said they'll work on that. He gave him a few more plugs for his stuff.

Howard said that he finds Hulk's daughter very attractive. Hulk told him that he has to see her now because she's in great shape. Howard said he'd be afraid of getting into it with her because he'd be afraid to break up with her.

Ralph called in and said that Hulk was a great guest. He said that he wished that he could open up about everything. Howard said that his lawyer didn't interrupt more than once. He opened up a lot. Ralph also thinks that Brooke should do Playboy now and it would help her career like the sex tape helped Paris Hilton. Howard said that Brooke doesn't have to do that and she would be going into another realm if she did do it. Ralph said it's not like that these days.

Howard said he's sorry that Hulk has to go through all of this nonsense. Hulk said that he'll be okay. He said he thinks that people see who they really are now that all of this has come out. Howard said that he could probably work this stuff out on his show and he could bang out an agreement in an hour. Howard said that he went through a divorce and he guarantees that he can make a reasonable point that they'd both agree to. He said that Hulk might have to take some abuse and Linda may end up pissing on his face. Hulk said that he's been eating shit sandwiches for years so that wouldn't be out of the question. Howard had to go to break a short time later."