TRANSCRIPT OF TIM ARSON (ECW’s ZOMBIE) ON STERN
  • 02/08/2008 (3:13:55 am)
  • Jeff Sheridan

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"Win Fred's Money With Tim And Yaritza. 02/07/08. 7:40am

Howard said that it was time to play Win Fred's Money. Artie said that he's supposed to play sometime soon. Gary said that will be next week actually. Howard said he was ready to get into this but Fred said that he wasn't sure if he was ready because of all of the stuff that was going on this morning.

Howard had the guys bring in Tim and his wife who will be getting naked if Tim loses. Howard asked what his wife's name was and he said it was Yaritza. Howard asked if she was a mail order bride with that name. She said that she's actually Puerto Rican. Howard said that he knew a guy who was with a Puerto Rican girl and she put her tongue on his ass and it made the hair stand up on his arm. Howard asked Yaritza if she does things like that in her life. She said that she will do that sometimes. Tim said he loves it but not that much that he'd take anything else back there.

Howard asked how Yaritza goes about doing this. She explained it a little bit before Howard moved on. He said that it's very nice to have a woman like that. He said that he's never had a woman who would do that. Tim said that he carries around wipes with him so he can clean himself up back there. He said that he's used his tongue on her ass as well. She said she likes it as well.

Tim told Howard about his semi-pro wrestling career and how he was able to make it down where he was playing. He said that he loves the show and he can relate to what the guys on the show. He said that he can really relate to Artie because of some of the stuff he does.

Howard asked Yaritza what she needs the money for. She said that she was in a car accident not too long ago and she lost her car in the accident. She didn't get hurt herself but the car was damaged. They're still driving that car though. It was a hit and run and they got fucked by the trooper who took care of the case. He said that the driver called the cops and the trooper wrote up the report based on what the driver said instead of what his wife said. Howard didn't want to get into all of the details so he put a stop to all of that.

Howard told Yaritza that she was going to get behind a curtain and if her husband loses, she's going to have the curtain drop and she'll be naked for everyone.

Fred went into Robin's studio before they got ready to play. Fred was in there with music playing so he couldn't hear the questions. Howard was going to play the game but Fred signaled that he could still hear them. Gary said Robin has a speaker in there that plays the show that he didn't know about.

Howard said that Yaritza was completely naked behind the curtain. She said that she didn't really want to get naked but she would if she had to. He asked her if she's ever done anything like this before. She hasn't but she did talk about having some lesbian experiences before in her life. She said she was never naked in front of a group of men like that. Yaritza also said that she used to live next door to Carmen Luvana who has been on the show before. She said she was just friends with her though.

Howard explained the game to Tim and said that they'd have 7 questions and he had 60 seconds to answer as many as he could. Tim said that he was always into current events and stuff and he thinks that he can do okay in this game. He said that he's played along with the game before but he's never beaten Fred before. The prize money is being provided by Howard TV and they're doing a Penny Preview from now until next Monday.

Here are the questions that Howard asked and the correct answers:

  1. Who wrote Two Gentleman Of Verona? - Shakespeare
  2. Which French artists work includes the thinker? - August Rodan
  3. In which city was Mussolini hanged in 1945? - Milan
  4. Which former astronaut was elected senator in 1974? - John Glenn
  5. What was Jacqueline Kennedy's maiden name? - Bouvier
  6. A gecko is what kind of creature? - Lizard
  7. What comes between duke and earl in the ranking of British peers? - Marquee
Tim got three right and then Fred came in and got 4 right. Both Fred and Tim said ''of'' for the duke and earl question. Howard said that Fred managed to pull it off. He did pretty good against Fred today. That meant that Yaritza had to be naked so they dropped the curtain. She said that Tim was going to get it bad at home tonight.

The guys all said that she should be proud. She said she felt good in being naked in front of them. Howard asked if they had anything they could give as a consolation prize. Gary came in and gave Howard a note that said they could give her $500 courtesy of Proflowers.com. Artie gave them two free tickets to his show at the Borgata on the 16th as well. They had to go to break a short time later."

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