WRESTLING CHATTERBOX UPDATE FOR JANUARY 4th
  • 01/04/2007 (12:59:49 pm)
  • Georgiann Makropoulos

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The following comes from www.TNAWrestling.com:
PREVIEW FOR TONIGHT’S “iMPACT!” ON SPIKE TV @ 9 PM...
Kurt Angle vs. Christian Cage in the main event

This Thursday night, TNA “iMPACT!” returns to SpikeTV at 9pm ET as Total Nonstop Action Wrestling continues down the road to the January 14 “Final Resolution” Pay-Per-View epic event!

MAIN EVENT: KURT ANGLE VS. CHRISTIAN CAGE
Two of TNA’s top contenders will battle one-on-one on Thursday night as Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle will collide with Christian Cage! Certainly, after what happened this past week, Samoa Joe will be in the arena and will be hellbent on exacting revenge on Angle! The question is – can TNA management keep all-out chaos from breaking loose between Joe and Angle during the broadcast? Can Cage take advantage of the situation as he prepares for a shot at the World Title at Final Resolution? Tune in and find out!

LUCHA CALLEJERA (MEXICAN STREET FIGHT)
The LAX’s Homicide vs. Brother Runt of Team 3D
After the wild brawl between Team 3D and The Latin American Exchange this past week, TNA has signed the LAX’s Homicide to face Brother Runt in a “Lucha Callejera” (Mexican Street Fight) this Thursday night on SpikeTV! What will happen when two of the most violent members of their respective factions face off? Will the rest of the LAX and Team 3D be far behind?

Also featured this Thursday night on “iMPACT!” on SpikeTV:

“THE WAR MACHINE” RHINO vs. ROBERT ROODE– Prior to his “Last Man Standing” bout at “Final Resolution” against AJ Styles, Rhino will be in singles action this Thursday night against Robert Roode!

THE VOODOO KIN MAFIA WILL SPEAK OUT ABOUT THEIR MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE – The competition has yet to answer the VKM’s challenge, so BG and Kip James have requested mic time this Thursday night to speak out! Will the Voodoo Kin Mafia increase the stakes?

ANOTHER KEVIN NASH “PAPARAZZI CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES” COMPETITION – What outlandish challenge will Kevin Nash have for the stars of the X Division this Thursday night in the ongoing Paparazzi Championship Series?

PLUS, GAIL KIM SPEAKS ON THE END OF AMERICA’S MOST WANTED – The former valet and backup to America’s Most Wanted speaks out this Thursday night on SpikeTV on the bitter and violent end of the most celebrated tag team in TNA Wrestling history!

In addition, more matches will be announced this Thursday night for the Sunday, January 14 “Final Resolution” Pay-Per-View event!

Thanks to Mike Informer for this link:
Lanny Poffo takes on his biggest Foe
 
Mike Informer also sent this link to this C.M. Punk article from the PJStar.com:
 
Thanks to Jeff Sheridan for this transcript from 1/2 talking about K-Fed & WWE:
Here's the following excerpts from it:
"SIBILA VARGAS, SHOWBIZ TONIGHT ANCHOR: And Kevin Federline, he can`t sing, now he is in the wrestling ring. We`re so sick of it. I`m Sibila Vargas in Hollywood. TV`s most provocative entertainment news show starts right now.
 
Well, while Britney is working on a comeback, her ex just won`t go away. And how we wish he would. Kevin Federline can`s sing. Now he is taking on a champion in the wrestling ring? Oh no.
HAMMER: Well, it just wouldn`t be a new year without a Britney and Kevin Federline controversy, right? K-Fed is in the wrestling ring and we`re K-Fed up with him. And one of Brit`s biggest fans is fed up with her. The shocking steps he`s taking coming up in a SHOWBIZ TONIGHT exclusive.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

VARGAS: OK, so we love wrestling. We have even had a bunch of wrestlers right here on SHOWBIZ TONIGHT. The WWE is usually an a-list operation, so we don`t know why they keep putting V-lister Kevin Federline into the ring. This week`s Monday Night Raw was so stupid, K-Fed actually took on WWE champion John Cena and there was plenty of trash talking.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

KEVIN FEDERLINE, SINGER: See, I don`t want nothing stopping me from beating your ass.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Wait a minute.

FEDERLINE: Well, tonight it`s going to be a no DQ. No disqualification, anything.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

VARGAS: Oh, come on. This stunt was so silly. K-Fed actually won the match. We say the WWE jumped the shark. That`s the exact moment when the show starts to go downhill. The saying traces back to when Fonzy literally water skied over a shark on "Happy Days." so K-Fed in the wrestling ring? We would like to see this idea body slammed.
HAMMER: We`re done with him."

Eastern Wrestling Alliance
CHAMPIONSHIP CHAOS
January 27th
EWA Arena
1510 Country Ridge Lane (off Back River Neck Road)
Baltimore, MD 21221
www.ewamaryland.com
$15 Ringside $12 General Admission
443-858-2755 to reserve tickets

Eastern Wrestling Alliance Heavyweight Champion DJ Hyde vs Maryland Championship Wrestling Heavyweight Champion Adam Flash

EWA Tag Team Champions Team AnDrew ("The University City Stretcher" Drew Gulak & "The Future of Sambo" Andy Sumner) vs The Varsity

EWA Cruiserweight Champion Steve Desire has started his Cruiserweight Open challenging any former EWA Cruiserweight Champion. Who will be first to step up?

EWA Ladies Competition: Kylie Pierce vs Roxxxy Cotton

"The Hotshot" Ryan McBride & Teddy Stigma vs former EWA Tag Team Champions The Club

BLACKOUT vs The Christian Academy: Commissioner Maven Bentley has promised special stipulations for this match.

More matches to be announced, 8 matches total!
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