SABU vs FUNK ON BANG! TV
- 06/20/2006 (4:15:26 pm)
- Dory Funk, Jr
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Funking Conservatory Press Release - Sabu vs Funk on !BANG! TV
Dory Funk Jr. vs Sabu is now up for viewing on !BANG! TV 24 / 7 at www.dory-funk.com.
On Raw, Sabu smashed John Cena through a table. At ECW's One Night Stand, Sabu's hit a triple jump DDT over the top rope on to Ray Mysterio, driving them both through a table. On Sci-Fi's premier ECW TV show, Sabu threw the Big Show over the top rope to win the battle royal.
At the Funking Conservatory, Sabu threw a "Ball of Fire that exploded in the face of Dory Funk Jr. filling the ring with fire and temporarily blinding Funk in the right eye. Dory also suffered burns on his arms and face and singed eyebrows and hair.
In the words of Funk's attorney, Jimmy Gooding, upon releasing the video, "This issue is better off settled in the ring rather than going through the State of Florida System of Justice."
In the words of Dory Funk Jr., "If I ever do get the chance to get Sabu in the ring, I will punish the *^$#@^!%^*#."
In addition to Dory Funk vs Sabu on !BANG! TV, The Soldier, Johnny Magnum vs Lonnie Valdez for the Funking Conservatory World Championship.
Blain Rage vs Jon Davis for the Hard Core Championship.
Sage Hilton vs Rich "Alexander the Great" wrestling for the European Championship.
For more information on the Funking Conservatory's Pro-wrestling Training Program and !BANG! TV's look at Sabu, the Hottest man in wrestling. (No pun intended) Visit - www.dory-funk.com.
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