FUNK’s CORNER: NEW YEARS’s RESOLUTIONS
- 12/30/2005 (4:13:34 pm)
- Dory Funk, Jr
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Funk's Corner
New Year's Resolutions
- I will always check the entrance ramp before the show to prevent that embarrassing "superstar stumble" on entering the arena.
- I will double check that my world championship belt is not on upside down.
- I will pick a marker before my match so I will not get lost upon leaving the ring.
- I will throw no more potatoes.
- I will not try to do more than my ability allows.
- I vow to improve my punches and my kicks.
- I will not blame the fans for my bad matches.
- I will not fraternize with my opponents in public places.
- I will not carry chains, brass knucks, razor blades and other wrestling gimmicks on airplanes.
- I will remember that wrestling is a giving business. We must give and in return others will give to us.
At the Funking Conservatory our motto is, "Do Your Best - Ganbate Kudasai - Has Lo Mejor Que Puedas"
To learn more about our training program at the Funking conservatory and our new pro-wrestling DVD, visit our website at www.dory-funk.com
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