- 04/25/2006 (11:59:54 am)
- Georgiann Makropoulos
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Howard took a call from Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) who said that she's hanging out with Chloe from Scores and she's now living with her out in Los Angeles. Howard tried to talk to her but her phone was cutting out and she sounded like she was a bit out of it. Joanie said that she was very happy and sober so she wasn't out of it. Howard wanted her to swear that she was sober but she wouldn't swear because she doesn't believe in God.
Howard had Joanie singing for them and after hearing that he figured that she had to be wasted. She was talking about making a movie for the film festival but it was a little late since it's coming up on Thursday. She had no idea that it was coming up that soon. She wasn't invited so she was kind of insulted that she didn't get an invite. Gary said they've tried to get in touch with her but she's been changing management a lot and that never happened.
Howard asked Joanie to kiss Chloe so that's what they did for a few seconds. Then Joanie was rambling about this movie she wants to make. Howard told her to come down for the film festival on Thursday and he'll get her in there.
This was just sent in by Dr. Mike Lano:
Joanie living with Chloe from Score's and it sounds like a serious relationship. "She's freakin' hot," Joanie said. But she admitted I need a man. She wouldn't swear to God, and said "I won't swear to Vince because I don't believe in McMahonization at all." She won a Les Paul guitar from some kind of Confidential radio show. She began singing off key on a bad cell phone, and Fred played the cucoo sound effect.
Howard accused her of being wasted and back on the sauce again. She sounded OUT OF IT. Then she began admitting using a strap-on with Chloe. She claimed later she met a guy named Ben out of NY when she last did Howard's show. "He's such a gentleman, I'm not used to that."
She's flying out to Howard's film festival. Howard also teased her about not only being "high" but also about her enlarged clitoris, and all the usual stuff they tease her on. This week is Stern's big film festival with Howard-only-related movie masterpieces.
