BILL BEHRENS NWA NEWS & NOTES FOR 8/17/09
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BILL BEHRENS NWA NEWS & NOTES For 8-17-09

 

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The NWA Anarchy event schedule for June-December 2009 is as follows.

August 29 - Hostile Environment
September 19 - TV Taping
October 3 and 17 - TV Tapings
October 31 - Fright Night
November 7 and 21 - TV Tapings
December 5 and 19 - TV Tapings
January 2, 2010 - Season's Beatings

All events will take place at the NWA TV Arena,

4236 Level Grove Road, Cornelia, Ga.

Bell time is 8pm. For tickets call 706-476-2017

 

 

NWA ANARCHY TV TAPING 8-15 Report by Larry Goodman

 

NWA Anarchy’s go home TV taping for Hostile Environment provided for an eventful evening, both in the ring and behind the scenes.

As a live show, they nailed it. The driving forces in creative have close to a decade of experience in putting together quarterly supercards in Cornelia, and they’ve got it down to a fine science. I can’t imagine many of the 125 in attendance not coming back in two weeks. They did more inring promo segments than usual, and they were all quite effective. The question is how many more fans will be lured into the building by the promise of seeing Anarchy’s annual War Games carnage.

The behind-the-scenes issue was with technical in nature. Equipment problems resulted in a nightmarish experience for those involved in the TV production of the first hour. One interview had to be completely redone after the show. Hopefully, everything else was salvageable.

NWA Anarchy owner Jerry Palmer opened the show by announcing that the authors of The Solie Chronicles: the Life and Times of Gordon Solie, Robert and Pamela Allyn (Solie’s daughter and son-in-law) will be in attendance at Hostile Environment. They will have the book available for sale at that time.

(1) Iceberg (with Palmer) squashed Aaron Lee & Antoine Jordan & Alejandro in a handicap match (2:06). The jobber squad came courtesy of Alternative Pro Wrestling in Royston. Iceberg served notice that he's back full force for the War Games. He did a cannonball corner splash on all three and got a stack pin with the Ground Zero.

(2) Talent & Money (JT Talent & Drew Pendleton III) beat ADD (Jamie Lee & Manchild) in 4:46 pinning Lee with the Bail Out. The debuting ADD consisted of one big, fat guy (Manchild) and one small, skinny guy, and they’re as goofy as the name implies. Match worked because of the heat. ADD got a strong crowd reaction owing to the fact that they are local heroes. The former champions beat up Lee. Pendleton was calling him “pathetic” and “loser” and he never made the tag.

(3) Young Lion’s Title Qualifier: El Veterano IV defeated Mike Posey in 6:54. The first of three qualifying matches for a four way at Hostile Environment. The crowd closed the book on whatever story they were trying to tell in the first 60 seconds. Veterano started looking really tentative, like he had lost his confidence, and it got as ugly as anything I’ve seen on an Anarchy show in quite a while. Veterano scored the pin by countering Posey’s La Magistral Cradle. As bad as it was, match was inconsequential in the big picture.

They did an inring segment to set up a Knucks On a Pole Match for Hostile Environment. Slim J came out to the biggest babyface pop of the night. He was accompanied by Orion Bishop. Greg Hunter asked Slim why he kept doing this after the head injuries he’s suffered. J said the only thing wrong with him was Seth Delay. J challenged Delay to the match. Delay and Brodie Chase came out to accept. Chase was awesome on the mic. “Look at your eyes. They’re criss-crossing now.” He was looking out for J’s best interests and didn’t want him to end up like a punch drunk Ali with Parkinson’s. This segment will not be on TV due to audio problems. They redid it as a backstage interview after the show.

(4) Malachi beat Todd Sexton to retain the Young Lion’s Championship in 8:37. Sexton attacked Malachi outside the ring, running his head into the announcer’s booth. Sexton was all over Brent Wiley to start the match, but he gave Malachi a bit of recovery time before calling for the bell. Sexton teed off on Malachi. He did the A.J. Styles dropkick sequence, with good reason as we would later learn. Sexton made an ill-advised attempt to use Malachi’s finisher, the top rope headbutt. Sexton locked in the sharpshooter, and at that point, the crowd got behind Malachi bigtime. Malachi went for the Electric Chair, but Sexton countered with a chestcracker, a buckle bomb, and then a sitout powerbomb for a near fall. Malachi came back with a series of punches to drop Sexton. But Sexton got his knees up on the diving headbutt. Sexton hit the running knee. The momentum sent Malachi to the floor. Malachi barely beat the 10 count for a nice added touch of drama. Sexton went for the kill with another knee, but Malachi had it scouted and hit a pair of german suplexes. The finish was spectacular- a top rope headbutt that covered 2/3 of the ring on the fly. Match provided the best wrestling of the first hour. The program with Sexton has to be considered a success, as it elevated both Malachi and the Young Lion’s title another notch.

(5) NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Jeremy Vain pinned Truitt Fields to retain the title in 14:08 after distraction by Jeff G. Bailey. What Vain lacks in championship size, he make up for with championship presence. It started as a battle of wits. Things weren’t going his way, so Vain opted for a long time out. The match did a 180 turn when Vain blocked a monkey flip. Vain proceeded with a lengthy dissection of Fields’ back. Vain hit the VKO, but Fields treated it as a wake up call. His comeback culminated with a torture rack channeling Lex Luger. Vain raked the eyes to escape. Fields hit the monkey flip with Vain busting out one of his awesome 360 face bumps. Out came Bailey with a paint brush, the one he used to paint a yellow streak down Fields’ back. Vain capitalized with the VDT. A fun finish that only added to the babyface revenge factor for War Games.

Vain thanked the fans for making it possible for him to become champion. That got heat. Vain said he had proven he was the best over the last 6 weeks by beating Malachi, Slim, Fields and Ricky Morton. Vain said he was going to kick back at Hostile Environment and watch the top contenders kill each other in the War Games. As Vain started to back his way up the ramp, Shadow Jackson came up behind him. Jackson got a few blows in before Vain got away. Jackson said he was 500% and said he was cashing in his rematch at Hostile Environment. “In two weeks, we’ll see just how hostile the environment can be.”

Palmer opened the second half by introducing special guests, A. J. Styles and Consequences Creed. Styles had his two sons (Avery & Ajay) with him. The younger boy (Avery) got scared by the crowd, but calmed down immediately once placed in the arms of Bill Behrens. Styles said he was glad to be part of the history of the building. He said Cornelia would continue to produce major league wrestlers. Styles and Creed plugged the TNA show coming to the Gainesville Mountain Center on September 13.

(6) Young Lion’s Title Qualifier: Jay Clinton pinned Kareem Abdul Jamar in 6:34. Battle of the Afros. Jamar gave Clinton a literal ass kicking. Clinton took over with a crappy hotshot move. Clinton is an entertaining character, however, straight wrestling matches are not his strong suit. Clinton went high impact Jamar. Clinton hit a top rope strut bionic elbow and did a standing one foot cover. Jamar kicked out at one. Jamar fired up with a neckbreaker for a near fall, but ended up crotched on top rope. Clinton won it with a top rope elbow drop.

Fellow Entourage members Mike Mosley and “Holllywood Hacksaw” Andrew Alexander came out to congratulate Clinton. Mosley was bastardizing Shakespeare. Alexander said he hoped Clinton had not advance to please someone else (hinting that the bodacious Mercedes Mosley was the object of Clinton’s affections). Alexander bragged that Entourage had put Chris King out of pro wrestling with a spike piledriver. He put New Wave and Talent & Money on notice that Entourage would be the next tag champs. Billy Buck came out on the ramp. He said King was out but not dead and demanded a match against Entourage at Hostile Environment.

(7) Rowdy Friends (Don Matthews & Jessco Blue) vs. Hate Junkies (Dany Only & Stryknyne) was a no contest.
Match never made inside the ring. Rowdies bashed Junkies in the head with beer cans. They did a short, ultra stiff brawl all around the ringside area. Only got a hardway cut on the forehead. Just what he needed after sustaining a gash in a cage match the previous night (at the WGCW show in Buchanan) that took 25 stitches to close. A bunch of APW guys came out to break it up. The highlight was a dive from the apron to the ramp by the 280 pound Matthews that made human bowling pins out of everyone else.

(8) Young Lion’s Title Qualifier: Skirra Corvus (with the Reverend) beat Bo Newsome 7:18.
Two young, agile guys in an all action match. Newsome took his game to a new level. Newsome was on fire early. His striking looked significantly better than it has in the past. Corvus ducked a high crossbody and reeled off a sequence of cool moves. While the ref was occupied by the Rev’s troll like presence, Corvus applied the bat pose choke. Out of nowhere, Newsome hit a great dropkick to put Corvus on the deck. Newsome hit a spiral slam for a near fall. Newsome hit a corkscrew neckbreaker off the ropes and went for broke with the moonsault. Nobody home. Corvus went right to the Curbstomp, and Newsome was toast. Not only the best of the qualifying matches, this was among the best matches of the night.

(9) New Wave (Steven Walters & Derrick Driver) defeated Brandon Parker & Chris Mayne in 3:11 with the Unskinny Bop.
The usual stellar combo moves by New Wave finishing with the Double Vision and the Unskinny Bop on Parker.

Bill Behrens came out to address the split decision in the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Title match two weeks ago. He summoned Talent & Money and referees Dee Byers and Mike Posey to the ring to join New Wave. Behrens said a review of the tape showed both refs were correct. Behrens said they would settle the title situation conclusively at Hostile Environment with a Ladder Match. Behrens said he would take control of the title until then. The two teams did a staredown and never touched.

(10) Shaun Tempers (with the Reverend) beat Ace Rockwell (with Jerry Palmer) to win the War Games coin toss for Unholy Alliance in 11:03.
A heated main event. Rockwell jumped out on top, using an airplane spin to set up a flying body press. Tempers rolled through with a handful of tights, but Wiley caught him cheating. Tempers rocked Rockwell with a big uppercut. Tempers lit Rockwell up with chops. Rockwell worked on Tempers knee. Tempers went after Rockwell’s neck. They were both selling huge. Rockwell shook off Tempers’ forearms shots. Tempers responded with a bridging fisherman suplex and a Gori Especial hangman neckbreaker. Temper tried for the Tiger Driver. Rockwell backdropped him and dropkicked the bum knee. Rockwell applied the figure four. Tempers was in deep trouble. Palmer chased after the Reverend to thwart any interference. They disappeared out the back exit. Bailey appeared to provide the necessary distraction, while Phil Shatter speared Rockwell behind the ref’s back. Tempers covered for the three count. Nothing like one last screw job before the big show.

Mikal Judas led Team Anarchy out to prevent further damage to Rockwell. The heels retreated. Team Anarchy consoled Rockwell.

Greg Hunter did one final grand hype for Hostile Environment on August 29, as only he can do it:

War Games: Unholy Alliance (Shatter & Kimo & Tank & Tempers with Reverend & Bailey) vs. Team Anarchy ’09 (Iceberg & Rockwell & Fields & Judas with Palmer), Ladder Match for the NWA Anarchy Tag Titles: New Wave vs. Talent & Money, Knucks on a Pole: Slim J (with Bishop) vs. Seth Delay (with Chase), NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title Match: Vain (c) vs. Jackson, Wild Bunch vs. Entourage, Malachi (c) vs. Skirra Corvus (with the Reverend) vs. Jay Clinton vs. Veterano IV for the Young Lion’s Championship.

NOTES: The conflict among members of the Anarchy leadership group stemming from a backstage issue at the August 1 taping has been resolved. In the overall scheme of things, this was a relatively minor problem, and it was back to business as usual last night…Congratulations to former NWA Anarchy star, Kyle Matthews, who had an impressive tryout at the ROH taping in Philadelphia this weekend and was invited back…Former Entourage lackey, Taco Delgado will be competing at the Renaissance MMA show in New Orleans on August 22…Phil Shatter is still the NWA National Champion. As Bill Behrens previously reported, Greg Price announced 2 Cold Scorpio as the new champion after a non sanctioned title match last Saturday night. Shatter came out with the belt for the rematch on the Sunday night show, and announced he was still champion…Michael Gentry from APW handled some of the ring announcing duties…Palmer also announced that NWA Anarchy would be putting on the annual wrestling event at DragonCon in Atlanta on September 4. He promised an evening of fun and frolic totally unlike the typical Anarchy show.

 

 

NWA Anarchy TV eps 182 Online Now!!!

 

www.nwaanarchy.net 

 

SHOW #511-182

 

MATCH #1  JAY CLINTON VS KAREM JAMAR

MATCH #2  JAY CLINTON VS EL VETERANO 4

MATCH #3  CHRISJEN HAYME VS EL VETERANO 4

MATCH #4  BO NEWSOME in ring with GREG HUNTER

MATCH #5  BO NEWSOME VS TODD SEXTON

MATCH #6  TALENT & MONEY VS KNIGHT & HENRY

MATCH #7  PHIL SHATTER VS TRUITT FIELDS

 

NWA Anarchy TV eps 183 Online Now!!!

 

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SHOW #512-183

 

MATCH #1 JEREMY PALMER in ring with JEREMY VAIN

MATCH #2  ENTOURAGE VIGNETTE

MATCH #3  ENTOURAGE VS DON MATTHEWS & WILD BUNCH

MATCH #4  ACE ROCKWELL VS  ROB ADONIS

MATCH #5  NEW WAVE VS DEVILS REJECTS

 

 

NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 175
June 15, 2009


The 13th Annual Hardcore Hell DVD is now available for purchase underneath the merchandise section at nwaanarchy.net.

WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!

- Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! The 13th Annual Hardcore Hell has concluded and several rematches are scheduled. This edition of NWA Anarchy features Iceberg receiving a rematch with Orion Bishop and Shadow Jackson delivering reflections regarding his future.

1. "Mr. Fantastic" Skirra Corvus w/"the Reverend" Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness defeated "2 Hot for TV" Kyle Matthews and Chris King.
This is the official in-ring debut of Skirra Corvis. These three Young Lion's division competitors wasted no time slipping in highspots: King slingshot planchas Matthews and Corvus demonstrates his leaping ability by wiping his opponents with a top rope cross bodyblock to the floor. To the ring apron, King executes a Sunset flip on Matthews, who simultaneously delivers a German suplex to Corvis. The heels make a concerted effort to wear down King. Of course, this is a three way dance and the rudos argue once they realize that only one person can when the match. King seizes the distraction with a double bulldog. To the corner, King knocks Matthews off the rope. Corvus channels Mr. Fantastic and slaps on an exotic version of Bryan Danielson's Cattle Mutilation. Matthews double stomps Corvus' exposed chest. That hurt. Somehow Corvus manages to kick out the pinning predicament. Corvus beautifully escapes a slingshot suplex and slithers out King's CKY. One Curb Stomp later and that is all the mighty Reverend wrote. This was a solid opener. Corvus has incredible dexterity and would make a perfect tag partner for MsChif.

- Afterwards, the Excellence of Execution pays homage to Randy Orton by blasting King with a running knee. Todd Sexton instructs the referee to deposit King in the nearest BFI dumpster. The fans make quick work to express their feelings toward Sexton, "tap out." He whines about wrestling a "ringer" at Hardcore Hell and being omitted from tonight's television taping. Apparently, he's jealous that flippity floppies of the Young Lion's division call it wrestling. Sexton's exposes his ego and challenges anyone from the Young Lion's division. Now hold up, let's rewind back several months. Todd Sexton issued an open challenge to the NWA Anarchy locker room and promised to retire if anyone could defeat him. Mikael Judas happily retired the hapless Sexton for the second time. Knowing that, you would think Sexton had learned by now to not issue open challenges. Alas, some people never learn. Sexton proclaims himself King of the Jungle and the "Excellence of Sexecution." Todd Sexton rules.

2. The Technicians (Bobby Moore & Tyler Smith) defeated Jessco Blue & Billy Buck via disqualification.
"Merciless" Don Matthews provides instant mercy for Greg Hunter by temporarily relieving John Johnson of color commentary duties. Jessco has a fetish for administering punishment to the nether regions. Tonight, the Technicians are serving as props for targeting practice. Buck plays babyface-in-peril after saving the Technicians from Shattered Dreams. With Jessco, the rules are like a speed limit sign to speed demon, they are a mere suggestion. After receiving the hot tag, Jessco plays Dueling Banjos with the Technicians. The referee immediately awards the victory to the Technicians via disqualification.

Up next, we have ourselves the NWA Alabama Tag Team Champions Official Express, the self-professed "Sexiest Referee in the World" Mike Posey and "Nostradamus of Officials" Wes Adams. Adams confesses that you wouldn't boo George Washington, Abraham Lincoln or John F. Kennedy, and you wouldn't dare boo the first sports entertainment officials to win tag team championship gold. Blah, blah, blah, they tore up Mississippi and then Alabama and now Georgia. Blah, blah, blah, They did this. They did that. Either you join the Official Express or get run over buy it. All joking aside, this was a great interview.

3. "Altar of Human Mutilation" Iceberg w/"the Reverend" Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteosness pinned Orion Bishop.
This starts out with a literal test of strength and we're not talking about locking up horns either. We're talking about two prize fighting bulls colliding with each other. Problems within the Rejects evolve when Iceberg smiles after letting up Bishop. Bishop's game plan is multifaceted: (a) overpower Iceberg. and (b) perform reconstructive surgery on Iceberg's knee. Bishop demolishes Iceberg's knee until the No Pain Murder Train ditches a corner charge. Iceberg instantaneously flatlines Bishop with the Ground Xero splash. Afterwards, Wilson channels Shao Khan and commands Iceberg to "Finish him." Like a YouTube Mortal Kombat spoof video, Iceberg performs a friendship by helping Bishop to his feet. The Reverend defecates in his tighty whities and wriggles back to the locker room. Good finish. The order of their pair of matches should have been switched.

4. "The Great American Scream Machine" Brody Ray Chase & "the Hands of Steel" Seth Delay defeated Bo "Knows Wrestling" Newsome & "the Real" Slim J.
Slim J is fresh off his victory at Hardcore Hell by tapping out the Excellence of Sexecution. While on the subject of a certain three letter word, Chase & Delay should proclaim themselves "the World Sleaziest Tag Team." That is means as a complement. Delay takes a beating until he lures Newsome into a clothesline by Chase, whom is standing on the ring apron. Chase tosses Newsome around with ragdoll physics by delivering a massive powerbomb. After commercial, Newsome invert body slams Delay, but the Hands of Steel counters with a lungblower. Newsome outquicks the thingyy rudo contingent and makes the tag to Slim. Slim clobbers Delay with a roundhouse kick. Chase breaks a pin attempt and Slim ranas Chase to the floor on a powerbomb attempt. To the apron, Slim leaps over Delay and slaps on the Roach Clip. Newsome keeps Chase at bay on the Arena floor. Delay has no choice but to cry for his mommy and tap. Afterwards, Chase clobbers Slim and Newsome from behind. Slim leaps over a corner charging Chase, but Delay brandishes his brass knuckles and demonstrates why he has the Hands of Steel.

- The Master of Ceremonial Disasters has the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson as his special guest tonight. Shadow admits Vain was everything he said he was and was everything he asked for in an opponent. Shadow riles the crowd up by channeling Dusty Rhodes. Moments later, Shadow introduces his wife Shadow Jr. to the NWA Arena faithful. That usually signals a backfire on the babyface side. Johnson wonders aloud if they share diapers. Ouch, that was low. Then, Jeremy Vain's entrance music plays and what possibly is someone more disgustingly evil than Jeff G. Bailey and Wilson pays Shadow a visit. Vain admits that he has no excuses for losing to Shadow at Hardcore Hell. It doesn't even bother Vain to admit he gave him the match of his life and that he experienced Shadowmania firsthand. In the back, he met Shadow's wife and their beautiful child. Vain pops the question, "Is that really your kid or what?" OUCH~! Shadow steals Vain in the face and pummels him. Mr. Adonis intercepts and chop blocks Shadow. They launch a heinous assault on Shadow's ankle. Vain slaps on the Figure Four and clutches the top rope while Mr. Adonis stretches Shadow's arms. Mr. Adonis clubs Ace Rockwell and Truitt Fields. Rockwell & Truitt recoup their senses and expel Vain & Mr. Adonis from the ring. Before the evil duo can escape, NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer arrives and indefinitely suspends Vain. The fans pay homage by singing "goodbye" to Vain. If you ask me, any person that brings his/her child in the ring deserves a beatdown. On the storyline, pretty stupid on the champ's part. Jeremy Vain is freaking awesome as top heel right now.

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NWA Anarchy TV Report
Episode 176
June 22, 2009


WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!

- "The Master of Ceremonial Disasters" Greg Hunter kicks of NWA Anarchy TV with the former NWA Anarchy TV Champion Truitt Fields. Dan Wilson & Shaun Tempers orchestrated an incredible scheme involving Fields' former tag partner Phil Shatter to capture the TV Title. The current reigning NWA National Heavyweight Champion Shatter is touring Bolivia; thus denying his former tag partner Fields the opportunity to exact revenge. Fields recalls his friendship with Shatter dating back to Iraq. They invaded NWA Anarchy with the intention of becoming the best tag team in wrestling.
After achieving marginal success, they made a pack to stay away from each other. Fields is royally pissed that Shatter snatched everything from him at Hardcore Hell. Ace Rockwell has similar feelings and dealings with Tempers. Rockwell was devastated after Tempers turned on him a second time. NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer pays the duo a visit. He adds five minutes to Fields' title match and grants Rockwell a temporary manager's license to accompany Fields later tonight.

- Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, Iceberg exacted a measure of revenge by pinning Orion Bishop. Afterwards, Iceberg refused to follow Shao Khan's orders and performed a Friendship™. The top storyline involves the reprehensible and heinous actions by Jeremy Vain & Mr. Rob Adonis. They destroyed NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Shadow Jackson's knee after insulting his baby. This week we have three championship matches on tap: NWA Alabama Tag Team Champions Official Express challenge NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the New Wave, Azreal seeks to exact revenge on Young Lion's Champ Malachi, and Shaun Tempers looks to embarrass Truitt Fields, who will have Ace Rockwell for one night only.

1. Malachi pinned "the Son of Satan" Azreal to retain the Young Lion's Championship.
Azreal quickly counters Malachi's early offensive flurry with a drop toehold and a murderous running knee in the corner. About four minutes in, Malachi escapes a middle turnbuckle Ted Bundy. He tosses Azreal to the mat and wins with the swan dive headbutt. Malachi has no business cleanly beating Azreal so fast with his finishing maneuver in a rematch. For weeks Azreal brutally squashes his opponents while Malachi struggles with low to mid-card wrestlers.

2. Entourage ("the Feature Presentation" Jeff Lewis & "Hollywood Hacksaw" Andrew Alexander) w/"Ain't I Great" Jay Clinton & Taco "John" Delgado defeated Christian Hayme & El Veterano IV.
Before this match switches off in to high gear, are Los Veteranos related to Mexico's Los Villanos? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4eIZMjInBw. How did El Veterano reach cuatro before uno, dos, and tres made their professional wrestling debuts? After terminal boredom commercial, Hayme fends off attacks from Lewis and Clinton while mounting the top turnbuckle. Alas, Taco is suffering from drooling listlessness and cures terminal boredom by distracting the referee long enough to allow Alexander to deliver a Hot Shot. The Entourage enjoy torturing the overmatches Hayme. Hayme escapes a double suplex and Cuatro receives the hot tag. After Veterano uses Hayme as a springboard, Lewis finishes him with Roll the Credits.

3. "Priest of Punishment" Mikael Judas pinned Michael Mosley.
Taco Delgado is serving double duty for red carpet rolling tonight. Mosley formally introduces Judas to Shakespeare by smashing him with the good book. Mosley garners a fair amount of offense until Judas tosses him halfway to Lavonia. Afterwards, Judas pulls a line straight out of Shakespeare, "To be or not to be. Kimo is not meant to be." This should have been a complete squash by Judas. Mosley had no business controlling a majority of the match.

4. The New Wave (Derrick Driver & Steven Walters) defeated the Official Express ("Nostradamus of Wrestling" Wes Adams & "Sexiest Referee in the World" Mike Posey) to retain the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
John Johnson promotes Mike Posey as an awesome referee and a Great American hero. Not sure how Posey compares to the Greatest American Hero, so let’s see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA. Nah, didn’t think so. The New Wave enjoy a lengthy advantage by double teaming the overconfident Posey. When Adams tags in, they outwrestle him as well. Fortunes change when Adams clotheslines Walters after a distraction from Posey. The Official Express maintain a lengthy advantage. Driver receives the "lukewarm" tag and cleans house. Walters tosses Adams to the floor. The New Wave set up for a double team move, but Posey picks up the 7-10 split. The Official Express sets up for something, but Driver sends Posey's manhood crashing on the top turnbuckle. Walters redeposits Adams on the floor and finishes off Posey with the Unskinny Bop. This match was extremely hard to watch and was laboriously long. The Official Express needed more buildup credibility with the Cornelia faithful before receiving a title match.

5. "Sleeper Cell" Shaun Tempers w/Dan "the Dragon" Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness pinned "0% Body Fat" Truitt Fields w/" 7-Figured Deal" Ace Rockwell.
Fields channels Pearl Harbor by launching a well-deserved premeditated attack on the unsuspecting Tempers at ringside. The match officially starts after Tempers sneaks in after a knee to the gut. Inside the ring, Fields continues his assault until the Reverend wraps Tempers' knee underneath the ropes on a super rana attempt. Rockwell heads over to nullify Wilson's interference, but it is too late. Tempers escapes the super rana. After commercial, Tempers tosses Fields to the floor for the Reverend to administer punishment. Rockwell neutralizes Wilson. Back in the ring, Tempers focuses his attack on Fields' neck to set up for the hangman's neckbreaker. Fields fights back with a series of shouldertackles. He counters Tempers' hangman neckbreaker with a Northern lights suplex for a two count. With the champion in trouble, the Rejects sans Iceberg launch a counterattack on Rockwell. Rockwell commandeers the Staff of Righteousness. Wilson, Azreal and Skirra Corvus cower in fear. Fields appears to have a cinched a second title reign when the Butcher of Pyongyang makes a guest appearance. Kimo plasters Rockwell from behind. Meanwhile, Tempers escapes the Killing Fields and successfully defends the TV Title with the hangman's neckbreaker. Kimo and Jeff G. Bailey pose victoriously on the entrance ramp. The heels in NWA Anarchy are certainly incorporating extremely elaborate and devious plots in recent months.

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NWA Anarchy/APW Royston, GA results for 8-14

 

North Georgia Champion Dustin Knight defeated Skirra Corvus

 

Stryknyn defeated Revolution

 

Franchise defeated ADD

 

Casey James defeated Tyler Maverick

 

Don Matthews defeated Allejandro & Cyrus in a handicap match

 

Southern States Champion Carnage defeated Jacob Ashworth

 

Shadow Jackson defeated Seth Delay

 

APW Tag Champions Duncan Enterprises defeated Kareem Abdul Jamar & Bo Newsom

 

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