- 11/24/2008 (12:28:20 pm)
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BILL BEHRENS NWA NOTES for 11-24-08
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NWA ANARCHY TV TAPING 11-29-08
AZRAEL w/THE REV VS BO NEWSOME
TALENT & MONEY VS NEW WAVE
ANDREW ALEXANDER VS KYLE MATTHEWS
PHIL SHATTER w/BAILEY VS MIKAL JUDAS
TRUITT FIELDS has challenged NWA ANARCHY CHAMPION, ICEBERG,
But will the Rev accept?
FAN SELECTION MEGA RUMBLE
MIKE MOSLEY ADRIAN HAWKINS ALAN FUNK
BILLY BUCK BOBBY MOORE
ACE ROCKWELL HAYDEN YOUNG DON MATTHEWS
JAY CLINTON CHIP DAY SLIM J
TK CROSS
SPECIAL SURPRISE FINAL ENTRANT
Plus: Jerry Palmer
Vain & Adonis
Dynamic Duo
Shadow
NWA ANARCHY TV TAPING REPORT 11-15-08
A crowd that numbered right at 200 professional wrestling fans gathered at the Church of Southern Wrestling for the Fright Night 2008 follow up card, which also happened to be an international television taping for NWA Anarchy Wrestling. The event kicked off with NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer addressing the arena faithful regarding a variety of topics including a special Anarchy show on Novemver 29. He discussed upcoming events, highlighted by Season's Beatings 2008 which will take place on December 20th. This was all capped off by the promised "reintroduction" of Melissa Coates. As Jerry had promised, the next time she showed up in the arena we'd hardly recognize her. Melissa dressed in a classy and sophisticated outfit and for the first time in a long time carried her head with dignity and pride. Jerry Palmer promised Coates the opportunity to show her
wrestling skills 1 on 1 against a female opponent at Season's Beatings, with no shenanigans. Overall, the fanbase was very responsive to this presumed new direction for Coates.
NWA Anarchy host Greg Hunter opened the card by announcing 7 of the 8 participants named for the Young Lions Contender Tournament. We were informed that we'd be seeing Adrian Hawkins, Bo Newsome, "Do or Die" Chip Day, "The Obsession" Caleb Conley, "2 Hot for TV" Kyle Matthews, "The Wizard of Ahhhhs" Andrew Alexander & the returning "Attraction" Hayden Young all locking horns in a single elimination 8 man tournament to determine who will face Slim J for the Young Lions Championship at Season's Beatings 08, and that the tournament began tonight with our opening bout:
1) Adrian Hawkins defeated "The Obsession" Caleb Konley via pinfall in around 6 minutes to advance to round 2. Both men came into this bout with much to prove. Adrian Hawkins was still stinging from coming up short against Slim J for the title at Fright Night. Hawkins gave it his all in what ended up being quite a memorable bout, but he just couldn't put away the only grand slam winner in NWA Arena history. Now, he's got to start from scratch and work his way past 7 other competitors who want the same thing he does. Caleb Konley being one of those men. Konley is a young man who's quite a skilled grappler, he's just had a string of unfortunate luck. He's been pegged as a potential break out star from his earliest days of being scouted by NWA officials but timing has just not been his ally, therefore he's yet to really clinch that key victory that could propel him to the next level and unfortunately this night was no exception. Hawkins shows more moxy, and with his willingness to cut corners, he's able to find a way around Konley and advance to round 2.
On the NWA Wrestlevision, we see some exclusive locker-room footage of Kyle Matthews & Bo Newsome discussing their potential match-ups in
the Young Lions tournament when Andrew Alexander steps in to give his two cents on who they'll all be facing in their round 1 matches. When the topic turns to pondering whom the 8th entry will be, the answer is quickly given as "The Son Of Satan" Azrael and The Rev popped in to let them know that Azrael had accepted the final spot and that they'd all be led to the slaughter. After screaming in each of the young lions face, The Rev led Azrael away to the darkness. At this time Alan Funk stepped in and started to give some veteran advice to Matthews, Newsome & Alexander about dealing with the likes of The Rejects when he apparantly short circuited as we saw shades of the "Kwee Wee" and "Funkster" sides of Funks persona. As Funk left, Alexander commented "I hear he has six plates in his head". The camera pans to the adjacent room where it's obvious a commotion is occuring between Jeremy Vain and Rob Adonis. Both men are placing the blame on the other for not obtaining the Anarchy tag team championship from the New
Wave at Fright Night. Vain was in "brown noser" mode, complete with "Property Of Rob Adonis XXL" T Shirt, and accordingly he assures Adoins that everything will be okay and that they'll take matters into their own hands tonight.
2) "The Seven Figure Deal" Ace Rockwell defeated Mike Mosely via pinfall after the Aces High in around 7:30. Rockwell was riding high coming into this bout after becoming the first man to survive a full 5 minutes against "The Butcher Of
3) NWA Anarchy Tag Team Championship Bout:
Champions: The New Wave (Steven Walters & Derrick Driver) defeated The Dynamic Duo ("Technical Perfection"
4) The returning "Attraction" Hayden Young defeated "Do or Die" Chip Day with the Flying Squirell in round 1 of the Young Lions Contender Tournament in around 8 minutes, advancing to round two. This match featured the unique fast paced action that the we've come to expect in the Young Lion's division. It looked for a moment that
Chip Day had Young's number in the bout as Day has been active regularly and Young has been out of the ring for several months. Young's big match experience factor did eventually kick in though, and as the ring rust faded Young proved himself at this particular moment to be the superior athlete and he picked up the win with his signature move, The Flying Squirell.
5) The Technicians (Tyler Smith & Bobby Moore) vs. The Wild Bunch (Billy Buck & Chris King) never even began as they brawled to a no contest immediately. The Wild Bunch showed on this night that they were fed up with the abuse and bullying of The Technicians. Over the past few months, King & Buck have been on the shelf nursing injuries they received at the hands of the Technicians as Smith & Moore began their 2008 arm breaking crusade. Saturday night, they hit the ring like a herd of wild broncos and with no mind for the bell or the referees warnings, simply put, kicked The Technicians asses up one side and down the other all over the NWA Arena. Security and officials finally intervened to pull these two teams off each other and this fans, is
why we love professional wrestling in its most simple form. Two teams who hate each other, settling it in the ring with fisticuffs. May the best team win, as I have a feeling we're going to see a whole lot more of this rivalry.
6) NWA Anarchy Young Lions Championship Bout:
Champion "The Real" Slim J successfully retained by defeating JT Talent (with Drew Pendleton III) via pinfall after hitting the Detox Driver in around 11 minutes. We are well aware by now that anytime The Young Lions Champion Slim J is in action we are in for an exciting bout. What we didn't expect was just how exciting this match up ended up being. JT Talent, for all his personality flaws and trouble making, really showed what he's made of against a proven veteran in this contest, and while he didn't take home the win, the knot on his head that he took instead will serve to him as a reminder in the future just what he may be capable of accomplishing. Pendleton of course liberally interfered but his specialty is fighting in the ring as the regular tag partner of Talent and not as a manager, and considering Slim J has battled tactical masters on the outside like Bailey & The Rev for years, he was ready for the tricks Pendleton had up his sleeve. One mistake too many by Talent allowed Slim J to hit the Detox Driver, and successfully retain
his gold.
- NWA Anarchy host Greg Hunter invited "The People's Champ" Shadow Jackson into the ring for an exclusive interview and announcement.
Phil Shatter, with the claim that Shatter deserves the final spot in the 3 way dance. Mikal Judas then entered interupting Bailey and a fight broke out between Judas and Shatter. After the situation was brought under control, Hunter then made the announcement that on November 29th in one of our featured main events, two of the biggest and baddest men in the NWA will face off for the final spot in the championship bout at Season's Beatings as "The Universal Soldier" Phil Shatter with Jeff G. Bailey takes on "The Priest Of Punishment" Mikal Judas.
7) The Devil's Rejects (NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion: Iceberg, "The Son Of Satan" Azrael & "The Sleeper Cell" Shaun Tempers) with The Reverend defeated "Merciless" Don Matthews & Culture Shock (Lane Norris & "Outlaw" Ben Woods) via pinfall in around 10 minutes when Iceberg pinned Matthews with a belly to belly suplex. This was certainly the biggest in ring test to date for the team of Culture Shock as they locked horns with the self proclaimed "Lords Of Chaos", one of the most dominating factions in Anarchy history. All things considered, they didn't do half bad. Both men went toe to toe with various Rejects members during the bout and they put up quite a fight. Don Matthews knows what its like to face the The Rejects as he's gone toe to toe with Iceberg once in the past. The Rejects zeroed in on the smallest man in the match, but by no means a small man in Lane Norris and isolated him. The Rejects had set up an illegal assault with the Staff Of Righteousness as The Rev got referee Ken Wallace's attention and Iceberg tossed Tempers the staff. Again, Shaun Tempers refused to break the rules, thinking about it for a moment, but ultimately dropping the staff and going to a clean attack, much to the rest of the Rejects dismay. This hesitation, while perhaps courageous, cost Tempers dearly as Norris had time to recover and make the tag and Don Matthews came in guns blazing, hitting the lariat on anything in sight. When the ring cleared it came down to Matthews & Iceberg. Matthews hit the BFK on the champion and was winding up for the lariat when "The Allstar" Jay Clinton came to ringside. He only got Don's attention for a few split seconds, but that was enough for the Anarchy Heavyweight Champion to pounce, as Iceberg hit the belly to belly for the 1, 2, 3.
- We thought the event had come to a close when The Reverend grabbed the mic and called Shaun Tempers back into the ring, and stated that he needed a word with him. The Rev proceeded to verbally abuse Tempers over what happened at Fright Night, stating that they had a plan and it was very simple and somewhere along the way, Tempers stopped following the plan and it cost him. Now if that wasn't bad enough, he refused to follow the plan tonight and had it not been for Iceberg, they'd have been defeated by a team that had no business defeating them. He accused Tempers of believing his own hype, stating that he plucked him from tag team obscurity and made him a superstar, and that's how he repays him? The Rev then slapped the taste out of Tempers mouth, and told him to get in line and they could forget all about this embarassment. Tempers thought about it for a moment, and KNOCKED THE REVEREND OUT COLD! This of course meant an immediate attack by his now former associates Iceberg and Azrael on Tempers and The Rejects beat their former "brother" to a pulp. After hitting two
ground zero splashes and signalling for a potentially career threatening 3rd, the most unlikely of saviors hit the ring in the form of the Television Champion, and Tempers arch rival Truitt Fields.Fields tossed Azrael, hit the Killing Fields on Iceberg and immediately tended to Shaun Tempers well being as the Anarchy medical staff came to his attention. In a shocking moment, the event came to a close with Fields helping a beaten and both mentally and physically broken Shaun Tempers to his feet.
Notes: NWA Anarchy returns to the NWA Arena on November 29th with a special holiday charity event. That event will be headlined by the colossal encounter between "The Priest Of Punishment" Mikal Judas and "The Universal Solider" Phil Shatter with Jeff G. Bailey with the winner joining Shadow Jackson and NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Iceberg in a 3 way dance for the Anarchy title at Season's Beatings 08
on December 20th. That event will also feature a special Mega Rumble in which the fans in attendance will draw the order of the entrys, and I'm told there may even be a few special suprise guests in said Mega Rumble. One would half to also think that we'll be seeing the remainder of Round 1 in the Young Lions Contender tournament as well.
NWA ANARCHY TV EPS #145 ONLINE NOW at www.nwaanarchy.net/online.html
SHOW #474-145
MATCH #1 BRODY & COATES VS ROSE & NEWSOME
MATCH #2 TALENT & MONEY, TECHNIOCIANS VIGNETTE
MATCH #3 TALENT & MONEY VS
MATCH #4 TRUITT FIELDS VS CHRIS MAYNE
MATCH #5
MATCH #6 NWA ELITE IN RING
MATCH #7 KIMO VS SLIM J
NWA Anarchy TV Report by Ca$hFlowX
Episode 141
October 27, 2008
WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
- Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! This week on NWA Anarchy, Ace Rockwell counteracts the Dynamic Duo by teaming with Chad Parham's old tag partner Luke Hawx, and Mr. Adonis challenges Truitt Fields for the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
1. "NWA Anarchy's Whipping Boy" TK Kross defeated "Kurtis Blow's Favorite Wrestler" Kareem Abdul Jamar and Anthony "Don't Call Me Mark" Henry and Chris "Young Lion's" Mayne.
Only old school hip hop fans will understand my humor surrounding Jamar. This opening contest features talent from the new Young Lion's division and is nearly impossible to keep up with. Kross wins with the tiger suplex on Henry.
2. "Straight to VCR" Jeff Lewis & "Some Random Jobber" Jay Clinton defeated "Merciless" Don Matthews & Bo "Knows This, Bo Knows That, Bo Knows How to Wrestle, but Bo Can't Rap" Newsome.
This match is joined in progress. Wow, everything seems choppy this far: no recap of last week's episode featuring the major standoff between Shadow Jackson and Iceberg, an opener that probably should have served as a dark match and a match joined in progress. Okay, so I've trashed everyone involved with the editing process. Bad Ca$hflow, bad Ca$hflow. Down, boy!
3. Malachi pinned Kaleb "Who Needs Sex" Conley.
These joined in progress matches are beginning to unravel my nerves. A short video package would have sufficed for this segment. Malachi garners the victory by countering a rana with a powerbomb. Afterwards, the Law Offices of Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III) head out to scorn their fellow partner for losing to known enhancement talent. Sigh, Talent & Money without Sex is like a breast without a nipple, it just ain't right. This immediately turns into a beatdown of Conley. Johnson comments, "Who needs Sex anyway?" Well, Sex is one of the essentials! DUH~! Malachi makes the save.
- "The Master of Ceremonial Disasters" Greg Hunter heads out to interview the new NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions the New Wave. The last time Hunter interviewed anyone was the New Wave. Hunter upheld his reputation by having Bailey rambling about how awesome the NWA Elite are to only have them get embarrassed by the New Wave. Hunter runs down the list of opponents they have defeated which sounds like a who's who of tag teams in NWA Anarchy. The New Wave act the old school humble babyfaces until Talent & Money proclaims themselves a real tag team. Then all comers head out to answer the challenge, the Friday Night Franchise, the Technicians, the Big Time Playaz, the Hollywood Brunettes and the Real NWA Elite. Oh, wait a minute, it is the real NWA Elite... Bill Behrens himself. Behrens orders the New Wave to the back and books a battle royal with the last team standing earning themselves a title shot. I can live with that.
4. The Technicians (Bob E & Tyler Smith) won a seven team battle royal to become the #1 contender to the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles.
ELIMINATION #1: Friday Night Franchise (Ryan Michaels & Matt "Sex" Sells) by the Big Time Playaz (Scott "Spuds" McKenzie & Danny Matthews).
ELIMINATION #2: Big Time Playaz by numerous individuals.
ELIMINATION #3: Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III) by the Hollywood Brunettes ("2 Hot 4 TV" Kyle Matthews & "the Wizard of Aaaaaaaahs" Andrew Alexander) with an assist from Kaleb Conley & Malachi. Major pop from the crowd for that elimination.
This is where it gets really stupid, every referee has their back turned to the ring while the Hollywood Brunettes eliminates both Technicians. <Rant mode begin> It's 2008 and if the referee's don't know by now what is going on in the ring when everyone else does, it exposes them as boneheaded incompetent dumb ass nitwits. This is one of the reasons why my students watch MMA instead of pro wrestling. I've seen fans turn sour on many a show on finishes like that one.</End rant mode.> d**n, I'm doing a lot of pregnant dog slapping this week.
ELIMINATION #4: The Brunettes via the archaic decrepit Dusty Finish™. (d**n, I am really bashing management this week.)
5. "0% Body Fat" Truitt Fields pinned "the Lord of Manipulative Tactics" Jeremy Vain w/Mr. Rob Adonis to retain the NWA Anarchy TV Title.
A couple of weeks ago, Vain played a game of Medical Chicken™ and sent Mr. Adonis in as his replacement. Vain squirrels his way into a title shot via role reversal. Vain plays the role of Larry Zbyszko by taking a beating until Fields makes a mistake by posting his shoulder on a corner charge. Mr. Adonis displays his admiration after a Vain flapjack on Fields' shoulder. Vain spends the next several minutes maintaining the advantage by working over Fields' shoulder. Fields finally buys himself time with a 360 monkey flip on Vain. Vain earns special points for making that face bump look like a million bucks. Fields fights back with a gorilla press slam, but continues to sell his bad arm. Seven minutes into the match, Vain sends Fields flying to the Arena floor by kicking out of roll-up. Mr. Adonis walks away from Fields. In the ring, Fields wins with a slingshot Sunset flip. Looks like Vain's plans were foiled once again. Afterwards, Vain scorns Mr. Adonis for supposedly not doing his job. With the evil duo gone, a more evil duo makes an appearance, "the Reverend" Dan Wilson and Shaun Tempers. Actually, that is a trio of evil if you count the Staff of Righteousness.
6. The Dynamic Duo ("the Caped Crusader"
The former tag team champs exchange nice pleasantries by shaking hands early on. I call shenanigans. It was. This starts out as a battle of scientific wrestling. Seems innocent enough until Parham tags in Delay. Delay becomes the victim of a double team assault by Hawx and Rockwell. They send Parham to the floor and then backdrop Delay onto Parham. Thump! If Parham & Delay are the Dynamic Duo, I would hate to see how bad the Wonder Twins are. After commercial, Hunter announces that NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion "the No Pain Murder Train" and "Professional Wrestling's Only Serial Killer" Iceberg will defend against Shadow Jackson in a battle of the super heavyweights of NWA Anarchy. Parham takes advantage of a missed Rockwell Stinger splash with a leaping knee from the apron. (Notice to newbie wrestlers: notice how Parham slapped his knee to make the move seem more damaging.) Delay tags out to Numero Uno. The heels maintain the advantage on Rockwell using dastardly dynamic heel tactics. Johnson gives his props to Rockwell for having heart and determination and Hawx has been threw his wars, but never mentions the punch line. Parham prevents a leaping hot tag by Rockwell. Delay showboats and misses a second rope moonsault. Hawx receives the hot tag and battles his former tag partner. Hawx easily counters a diving Delay with an exploder suplex. This breaks down rather quickly with Parham careening Hawx' head off the middle turnbuckle and Rockwell sending Delay to the floor. The referee escorts Rockwell to his corner. With the referee distracted, Parham lands right on Hawx's knees while performing his patented senton. Ouch, that was painful to even look at. With Rockwell continuing to argue with the referee, Delay brandishes his patented specially plated brass knux and clobbers Hawx with them. Parham cradle piledrives Hawx for the victory. Score one for the Caped Crusader & Boy Wonder. Now that was good old clean wholesome fun.
OVERALL: This episode kicked into high gear once all JIP matches took place. There was way too many matches by Anarchy's standards and hurt the overall product. However, the last two matches saved the show. Please, no more JIP matches when a short video package or short skit is better.
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NWA Prime Time Pro Wrestling
November 21, 2008
PTPW Arena
The opening match was great tag team action in a Tag Team Title Match. Chip Day & Kyle Matthews were great challengers but the Champions Simon Sermon & Thomas
Jimmy Rave was victorious over Josh Stone in the second match.
In the 3rd match Killer Instinct, "The Real Deal" Jake Slater & Mean Mike Stratus, reunited as a tag team to take on the amazing tag team of Frankie Valentine & Ace Rockwell. Valentine & Rockwell won the match with some amazing moves and holds, but after the match Sonny Siaki once again invaded the arena and attacked Rockwell leaving him lying in a heap and then disappearing again. It took several people to help Rockwell out of the arena.
In the 4th match, Sal Rinauro was the winner over Bulldog Raines, thanks to some outside help from Colt Derringer. Raines & Derringer will not let up on each other.
There was not a clear winner in the match that pitted Micah Taylor against Colt Derringer. The match ended when Sonny Siaki once again bolted into the ring and grabbed
In the main event, Bad Company's David Young & Chris Stevens defeated 2 heavyweight champions. Deathrow is the current reigning heavyweight champ of NWA Prime Time, and his tag team partner, Iceberg, is the current reigning champ of NWA Anarchy. Ultimately, Deathrow & Iceberg defeated themselves when Iceberg attempted to throw some type of powder into the eyes of David Young, but Young ducked and Iceberg hit his own partner Deathrow in the eyes. Iceberg went to check on his partner but being blinded by the powder, Deathrow thought it was an opponent and put a devastating choke slam on Iceberg who then got pinned. After Young & Stevens left the ring, Iceberg and Deathrow began to slap each other around blaming each other for the loss. These 2 men are both huge monsters and they need to settle their differences before their match for the tag titles on the 28th.
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NWA Prime Time Pro Wrestling
November 28, 2008
PTPW Arena
MAIN EVENT FOR THE SURVIVAL OF PTPW: Prime Time's David Young vs GCW's Sonny Siaki. If David Young loses this match, Promoter Billy Roper has agreed to close down NWA Prime Time Pro Wrestling. If Sonny Siaki loses this match, Siaki has agreed to go back to GCW and stop the invasion. This promises to be the match of the year!
LADIES TAG TEAM ACTION: Daffnee & Tracy Taylor vs Jenny Right & April O'Neil
COWBELL/BULLROPE MATCH: Bulldog Raines vs Colt Derringer in a special challenge match
TAG TEAM MATCH: Chip Day & Kyle Matthews vs Killer Instinct (Jake Slater & Mike Stratus)
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: NWA Prime Time Champion Deathrow & NWA Anarchy Champion Iceberg vs NWA Prime Time Tag Champions Simon Sermon & Thomas Britain for the tag titles
OPENING MATCH: "Too Hot To Handle" Frankie Valentine vs Josh Stone in a high-flying battle
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