BILL BEHRENS NWA NOTES FOR 2/11/08
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BILL BEHRENS NWA NOTES for 2-11-08

 

LEGISLATION TO REGULATE PRO WRESTLING IN GEORGIA INTRODUCED

February 7, 2008

A bill that would revamp the section of the Georgia code related to pro wrestling was introduced in the Georgia Senate on Wednesday.

The legislative action comes only days before the
Georgia Athletic and Entertainment Commission meets to reconsider the new rules they proposed in November, which resulted in a firestorm of protest from independent wrestling promoters across the state.

Senate Bill 413, sponsored by Eric Johnson, President Pro Tem of the Senate, strikes the provision in the current law that exempts World Wrestling Entertainment from regulation.

Johnson had previously announced his intention to introduce legislation that would expand the powers of the GAEC. SB 413 would make many of the controversial provisions in the regulations proposed by the GAEC part of the Georgia code. During a December GAEC public hearing on the matter, Bill Behrens, speaking on behalf of Georgia’s wrestling promoters, argued that the regulations exceeded the scope of the law. SB 413 would give the GAEC full legal authority to impose regulations including the following:

• A commission approved physician at ringside for every show at the promoter’s expense.
• An ambulance available on site throughout the show.
• A 5% tax on gate receipts.
• $1,000 licensure fee for all promoters.
• Up to $1,000 permit fee per show.
• A commission appointed inspector at every wrestling show.
• Medical clearance by the physician for all wrestlers.
• Mandatory drug tests if the physician suspects that a wrestler is under the influence.
• A requirement of a $50,000 surety bond for all promoters.

The bill makes no distinction between boxing, MMA or wrestling regarding any of the above regulations, yet defines professional wrestling as “a performance of wrestling skills and techniques performed by two or more professional wrestlers to which admission any admission is charged. Participating wrestlers may not be required to use their best efforts in order to win; the winner may have been selected before the performance commences; and contestants compete for valuable considerations.”

The detailed and widely criticized provisions in the proposed GAEC regulations regarding the conduct of pro wrestling matches and wrestler’s attire are disallowed in SB 413.

In December, before the GAEC tabled a vote on the proposed regulations for 60 days, WWE Attorney Jerry McDevitt stated, “If those regulations are applied to us, we won’t do Georgia.” WWE accounted for almost $2 million in tax revenue for Georgia from its shows during 2007, according to records released by the company.

At the December GAEC meeting, it was agreed that the Georgia independent wrestling promoters would form an advisory panel (GWPAC) to provide input to the Commission.

According to Behrens, who is heading up the advisory panel, “There has been no ‘give-and-take” at all.”

Behrens met with Commission Chairman, J. J. Biello and Executive Secretary Kelly Farr several weeks ago and presented them with a list of 12 proposed rules. Among the items in the GWPAC rules were registration by all promoters, licensure of all wrestlers with a minimum age of 18, security and ring barricades at all events, clean ring mats, suspension of wrestlers for performing while impaired, and a ban on the use of anabolic steroids. Behrens indicated that he got no response from Biello and Farr at the meeting. Behrens followed up with a letter stating GWPAC’s intention to be in attendance at the February 12 GAEC meeting in the hopes of hearing what consideration the Commission has given to the rules submitted by GWPAC.

We will have a report on outcome the February 12 meeting.

Behrens will address this issue in greater detail on the February 16 episode of
Peach State Pandemonium.

 

UPDATE 2-11-08

 

Statement from Georgia Athletic and Entertainment Commission Board Chairman J.J. Biello on introduction of Senate Bill 413:

The goal of the Georgia Athletic and Entertainment Commission is to protect the health, safety and well being of boxers, mixed martial artists, wrestlers and members of the public that attend licensed events and use the services of ticket brokers. We look forward to any direction from the Georgia General Assembly and Governor Perdue that will help the Commission accomplish this goal. The Commission greatly respects the legislative process and will delay decisions on professional wrestling rules while the General Assembly considers SB 413.

The proposed legislative changes will:

  • Provide consistent oversight for all sports and licensees under the purview of the GAEC.
  • Bring clarity and definition to the licensing of mixed martial arts, professional wrestling and professional boxing.
  • Remove the ambiguity and inconsistencies of the current code.
  • Send a message to promoters and licensees that the state of Georgia is serious about protecting competitors and the public. This legislative change will encourage a larger number of reputable licensees to do business in Georgia.

SB 413 was introduced on February 6, 2008 by State Senator Eric Johnson. The bill was assigned to the Senate Committee on Regulated Industries and Utilities.

 

 

 

                                NWA ANARCHY TV TAPING 2-16-08

 

                            TODD SEXTON    VS     WESTLEY GRISSOM

 

            ANGER ALLIANCE (CHASE & MATTHEWS)  VS  REG GUYS

 

                                          NEMESIS  IN ACTION

 

                       HOLLYWOOD BRUNETTES   VS    BUCK & KING

 

                                TALENT & MONEY   VS   NEW WAVE

 

                                FRANKIE VALENTINE   VS   CHIP DAY

 

                                  DOMINOUS     VS     MIKAL JUDAS

 

                 ACE ROCKWELL       VS        SHATTER w/JEFF G BAILEY

 

DEVILS REJECTS w/THE REV  VS AWESOME ATTRACTION & TRUITT FIELDS

 

Plus:  Vain & Adonis, Melissa Coates, Jeff Lewis, Adrian Hawkins, Jerry Palmer, and Slim J

 

 

NWA ANARCHY TV TAPING 2-2-08 FULL REPORT

 


            After being forced to cancel their prior television taping due to inclimate weather, NWA Anarchy wrestling returned to the NWA Arena this past Saturday night for their international television taping and a sizeable house of over 200 fans. A momentary break from the action may be just what the doctor ordered for the Cornelia fanbase as they were as rabid as ever this past Saturday and deservedly so. It appeared a month away from their home ring sparked an extra fire of ambition in the wrestlers as they were going full tilt all night.

 

            Anarchy owner Jerry Palmer addressed the fan base regarding the current happenings in the Church Of Rasslin'. He addressed the weather, teased returning to the Georgia Mountain Center in 08', and reminded everyone that only a battle had been won in the war against the state athletic commission and that another meeting was on the horizon, so support was still needed for that movement.

 

Hour 1:

 

1) "Kool" Seth Delay defeated the debuting Frankie Valentine in around 8 minutes with The Delayed Reaction.

- Impressive technical debut by Valentine who's been making waves as a cruiserweight to watch around the state. This was a fairly tightly contested back and forth contest with both grapplers matching each other hold for hold in the early going. This was also a great match-up for Delay, as his opponents physical attributes practically mirrored him, and pushed him to the limit for a bout with a guy in his weight class. Valentine scored a near fall with an impressive hurricanrana, but ultimately it was not enough. The more experienced Delay was smart enough to realize Valentine was a threat and had to take an extreme chance to ensure victory, but it definately paid off in the form of the absolutely breathtaking (and damn near suicidal) Delayed Reaction, which is actually a reverse 450 splash, where the momentum from the whip his enough of a ko to basically guarantee a victory. The flipside of that is if you miss, but luckily for Seth, he didn't, and he picked up the 1,2,3.

 

- Jerry Palmer returned to the ring to give a warm welcome to the returning NWA Anarchy superman, Shadow Jackson.

Jackson appeared to a raucous standing room only ovation as the chant of "Sha-dow-mania" rang out in the arena. Shadow thanked all the fans for their cards, letters and support as he was forced to go under the knife after a parking lot assault at the hands of his former best friend and tag team partner Nemesis during Season's Beatings 2008 caused a torn achilles tendon.

During this warm and fuzzy moment, "The Concrete Gorilla" Nemesis stormed to ringside with guaranteed plan to piss all over this parade and to "finish the job" perhaps by retiring Jackson permanently but luckily for Shadow, a man as loved as he is generally has a few good friends, and one of those happened to be "The Real" Slim J who tackled Nemesis off the apron and proceeded to go toe to toe with Nemesis until security broke up the exchange. Once Nemesis was escorted from the ringside area, Shadow thanked Slim for his help and advised that he'd be gone for a couple of months but as Shadow stated "if you can find time in your schedule........whoop Nemesis' ASS!!!". Slim J obliged and the two were met with a hero's reception as they left the ring.

 

2) "The Stray Cat" Brody Ray Chase defeated Melissa Coates by DQ in around 5 minutes when Don Matthews interfered.

-  The story with this match really was at the end. The match had yet to really get incredibly aggressive, but when Coates po'd Chase and he waylayed her, "Merciless" Don Matthews hit the ring and attacked Chase for the DQ!!! Matthews was incredibly distraught over the fact that his "love interest" was punched by Brody Chase. This caused more dissention within the Anger Alliance, but gave Chase a checkmark in the win column.

 

3) "The No Pain Train" Iceberg w/ The Reverend defeated The Regular Guys (Tyler & Bobby) in a handicapped match in around 3 minutes with the Ground Zero Splash.

- This was total annihilation. The Regular Guys have certainly faired ok against Iceberg in other encounters around the state but this wasn't one of them. The 450 lbs beast got the jump on Tyler & Bobby before the bell and simply wiped the mat with them, ending the punishment with the infamous Ground Zero Splash.

- The Reverend took the mic from Greg Hunter and politely asked "No Pain Train, would you please remove the rotting carcasses from my ring?".  Wilson stated that when The Rejects went up to the secret coven over the solstice, they were foretold a prophecy...and that prophecy stated that The Devil's Rejects would hold every championship in NWA Anarchy by the time the curtain closes on 2008 (well, 1/3rd of it has come true thus far). Next in line, he stated would be Iceberg by taking the Anarchy heavyweight championship away from Phil Shatter. He stated his main point though, was in regard to Patrick Bentley. He said Bentley can't get his head together, and he's disappointed him yet again, so to give him one last chance at redeeming himself he's sent Bentley to the Singapore to learn from the ancient ones and the elders, the mastery of the asiatic spike and only if he can take responsibility for himself and master the tasks set before him, will he be allowed to return from exile. The Rev did mention that they hadn't forgotten about Truitt Fields, it was part of the prophecy that his Television championship would soon belong to the Rejects and even though Patrick Bentley was gone for a while, there were plenty of Rejects to take his title.

 

4) The New Wave & Billy Buck defeated Talent & Money (JT Talent & Drew Pendleton)/The Hollywood Brunettes ("The Wizard Of Aaaaaaahs" Andrew Alexander & "Too Hot For TV" Kyle Matthews in around 12 minutes.

- Fast paced back and forth tag team action and outside of The Brunettes (who've been around a couple years now as a team and did take home Match Of The Year for 2007 in the Georgia Wrestling awards), my objective opinion of this match would be that it's probably the single best match that Talent & Money, Buck & King, and The New Wave have ever been a part of. These guys were all busting behind to try and impress someone and move up the ladder and you couldn't help but get into the youthful exuberance and energy. The highlights included alot of buffoonery from T & M, great teamwork from Buck & King and The Brunettes, and an insane dive to the outside by Steven Walters. Everyone came out of this match better than they came in, win or lose...but it was The New Wave who hit the Unskinny Bop (Side Slam/Asai Moonsault combo) on Talent for the pinfall.

- After the match "The Wizard Of Ahhhhhs" Andrew Alexander complained on the mic that they were sick of being overlooked in NWA Anarchy and forced to compete against "bottom card" tag teams, when their rightful place was on top. "Don't you know who we are?" he exclaimed. At this time the lights suddenly went black and the ominously familiar classical strains of "Carmena Buerana" thundered across the NWA Arena and the 6'8" Mikal Judas made his entry into the battlefield. He quickly dispensed of Matthews, Talent & Money with a boot, and a pair of chokeslams.. Alexander offered to give up the mic in an effort to save his hide and at first it appeared to be successful, but as Alexander was attempting to escape Judas grabbed him by the shoulder, spun him around and delivered an El Crucifejo. Judas picked up the mic and demand that Dominous appear. He got what he requested, but when the lights flickered Dominous appeared and had Judas in the goozle. Judas pried his grip away and applied a goozle of his own, but before a chokeslam could be administered, the lights went out and Dominous disappeared again. Judas stated that in two weeks, this would end. It would appear that he's challenged Dominous to a match.

 

5) "The Feature Presentation" Jeff Lewis vs. "The Real" Slim J to determine who would face Phil Shatter in hour #2 for the Anarchy Heavyweight Championship never got underway as Nemesis proceeded to deliver a brutal assault on Slim J as he was making his way to the ring. The sneak attack beating was so severe that Slim was left unable to continue and Jeff Lewis was awarded the bout via forfeit. Nemesis was agained carted away by security and will probably be fined for that one. Was stepping up for his friend Shadow Jackson a wise move for Slim J after all?

 

Hour 2:

 

6) "The Technician" Todd Sexton defeated Adrian Hawkins in around 9 minutes by pinfall.

- This was a teacher vs. student encounter and Hawkins was up for the challenge. They traded holds early on but Sexton sent Hawkins soaring on the outside with some counter attack offense and young Adrian crashed and burned onto the hardwood floor. Sexton took control of the match at this point and tried put Hawkins away several times but he kept fighting. Sexton finally made a mistake and Hawkins took advantage to make his comeback, even hitting a huge bulldog off the top rope that would've done it, but Sexton's veteran ringplacement allowed him to get a foot on the rope. Hawkins went for the Extreme Makeover, but Sexton countered and scored the pinfall victory. Problem. Hawkins foot was on the rope.Wes Grissom came out to try and influence the refs decision by explaining Hawkins quandry and at least get a restart, but the referee held his ground, at least until Sexton tried to jump Grissom from behind, but Grissom was wise to it and knocked "The Technician" off the ring apron. Sexton grabbed the mic and challenged Grissom to a 1 on 1 match at the next TV taping on 2-16-08

 

7) "The Untouchable" Jeremy Vain & Mr. Adonis defeated Jesse Emerson & Chip Day in around 4 minutes by pinfall with the VDT while on Day while Adonis locked in the claw on Emerson.

- Not much to this match. Day and Emerson fought hard but both are very inexperienced and were simply outclassed here by the effective combination of Mr. Adonis's brute strength, and the cunning veteran prowess of Jeremy Vain.  Vain interviewed himself after the match made it clear that they were not done with Jerry Palmer and he was gonna need a whole lot more than an axhandle or Sal Rinauro to fight his battles for him against Vain and Adonis

 

8) "The Big Deal" Sal Rinauro defeated 1/2 TNA's Rock N Rave Infection, "The International Superstar" Jimmy Rave by pinfall with a 180 springboard roundhouse kick to the face in around 12 minutes.

- Rave was a veritable "one man hair band", debuting his TNA "rockstar" look complete with a guitar hero controller and a "Good Evening Atlanta!". Lance Hoyt & Christy Hemme didn't come along for the ride. This was a battle of two men who know each other extremely well, and who were previously known as good friends outside the ring. Word from Sal is that Jimmy got a case of the ego once he got to TNA and won't return Sal's phone calls. Honestly, Rave's demeanor hasn't changed that much in recent years. He'll gladly let you know he's full of himself, and Sal doesn't exactly lack confidence but his recent efforts towards abiding by the rules would perhaps say that he's trying to turn over a new leaf and the fans seem to approve wholeheartedly. Perhaps Rave feels Sal is betraying him by trying to do the right thing? Regardless it made for a great matchup and Rave pulled out all the stops including the Disco 2000, but Rinauro kicked out. Sal also hit an incredible dive to the outside. He could never nail the running knee, and Sal was able to counter his efforts with an incredible springboard kick to the face that knocked Rave's lights out  and allowed Sal to get the pin.

 

9) Awesome Attraction ("Awesome" Austin Creed & "The Attraction" Hayden Young) defeated NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions: The Devil's Rejects: ("The Sleeper Cell" Shaun Tempers & "The Son Of Satan" Azrael) w/ The Reverend by DQ when Iceberg interfered.

 

- These two teams rivalry has picked up steam over recent months, and it's almost turned to hatred upon The Rejects taking the titles from The Awesome Attraction at Season's Beating's 2007. The match started out with Azrael and Austin Creed and it was all business in the ring as Creed worked on "The Son Of Satan"s arm. Quick teamwork by the former longest reigning Anarchy tag champions of all time led Awesome Attraction to control the early going of the match and Hayden Young cleaned house after a blind tag that led to the Rejects needing to regroup on the outside. The Rejects took control when Tempers used Young's trunks to leverage his head into the awaiting knee of Azrael in the corner. Tempers and Azrael beat Young to a pulp using their typical illegal tactics. Young suffered a vicious neckbreaker from Tempers and several sick kicks to the head from Azrael. When Young hit a flying headscissors out of nowhere on Tempers both men went down, and Young was able to finally get the tag into Creed who fired away. During this time things got out of control and an illegal Tempers sent Creed to the outside and went for a baseball slide but Creed sidestepped him and gave the champions a double noggin knocker as Azrael's sneak attack was also thwarted.. This set up perfectly for Hayden Young to fly as he hit an incredible corkscrew moonsault dive onto the champions. Hayden recovered first and tossed Azrael in the ring who was the legal man to the waiting fists of Creed who hit The Montefisto, followed by Hayden Young's Flying Squirell, with Creed (also the legal man) making the cover. It looked as if the Attraction would two time Anarchy tag team champions for sure, until the pin was broken up, by ICEBERG!!! A 3 on 2 beatdown commenced as referee Ken Wallace called for the DQ when Anarchy TV Champion Truitt Fields hit the ring for the save! He shoulderblocked the 450 pound Iceberg right out of the ring and helped Awesome Attraction recover and dump the champions. A clear line in the sand was drawn between the 6 men, and since it has been announced that on 2-16-08 it will be a 6 man tag with Fields & The Awesome Attraction taking on all 3 Devil's Rejects (Azrael, Tempers, Iceberg)!

 

10) "The Universal Soldier" Phil Shatter defeated "The Feature Presentation" Jeff Lewis by pinfall after the PTSD in around 14 minutes to retain the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Championship.

-  The last time Jeff Lewis met Phil Shatter he was simply outmatched. Phil Shatter may be the most amazing specimen we've ever seen in the NWA Arena and that covers alot of ground. He's in perfect shape. He's been to war, literally as a member of the United States Marine Corp. He's got excellent cardiovascular conditioning although he rarely has to put it to the test. He's got more power than you could ever imagine, and he's got the evil genious of General Jeff G. Bailey delivering orders and strategy from the front lines. Jeff Lewis has miles upon miles of experience over Shatter, and I think the result of their prior contest was a case of Lewis underestimating a more inexperienced fighter. Lewis found out first hand just what a beast Phil Shatter is and refused to make the same mistake this time. Lewis gave it all he had. He didn't underestimate Shatter. He didn't get too cocky. He fought his heart out. During a crucial point in the contest, Bailey had the ref, and Shatter attempted to KO Lewis with the title belt, but Lewis took the belt away from the champion. He went for the PTSD but Lewis conked him on the head. If Lewis had just made the cover, he'd have walked away champion but he just couldn't resist the urge to give his former employer some overdue payback, so he went over and punched Bailey in the face. This freed the ref to make the count, but Shatter had recovered enough to kick out at the absolute last second. Lewis took the champion to the corner and gave him 10 big ole fat knuckle sandwiches, but Shatter being the bionic killing machine that he is was able to absorb the blows and capitalize on the one mistake Lewis made the whole match....putting himself in a position to be powerbombed. Shatter snatched Lewis into his clutches and brought him down from the turnbuckle right on his head. PTSD=123. Great bout.

 

- Shatter and Bailey commenced with the post match celebration but they soon found out that there are "certain things in life that can't be stopped" as the familar music of the returning "Seven Figure Deal" Ace Rockwell played over the wrestlevision. Rockwell had taken several months off to let torn ligaments in his knee finally heal properly. He was NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion when the injury occured and he fought through the injury as long as he could, but it was ultimately Shatter who capitalized on a less than 100% Rockwell to take the Anarchy Heavyweight Championship. Rockwell competed once against doctors orders after the title loss in an unsanctioned texas tornado street fight against The Devil's Rejects, but other than that has been on the shelf for over 4 months. He proceeded to face off with Shatter & Bailey, reminding them that he never got his rematch and letting everyone know he wanted the gold back before bidding them goodnight.

 

Notes: Due to the snowstorm, Anarchy TV aired recap episodes featuring the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion: "The Universal Soldier" Phil Shatter and the hunt for his gold, as well as a special Devil's Rejects edition of NWA Anarchy. The episodes were guest hosted by Jeff G. Bailey and "The Reverend" Dan Wilson respectively and also featured an indepth two part exclusive interview with Shadow Jackson discussing his road to recovery, what the UAS meant to him, and his true feelings on Nemesis. You can catch Anarchy TV for FREE every week at www.thesuperstation.tv. Don't forget you can see the stars of Anarchy all over the state of Georgia. Every friday night in Royston, GA catch APW featuring Jeremy Vain, Truitt Fields, Azrael, King & Buck, Talent & Money and more! On 2-9-08 in Lafayette, GA for GWP catch, Iceberg, Shaun Tempers, The Rev, The Hollywood Brunettes, Jeff G. Bailey, Slim J, Talent & Money, plus David Young & "The Wild Eyed Southern Boy" Tracy Smothers. Also on Sunday 2/10 for SECW in Villa Rica, GA catch Kyle Matthews, Adrian Hawkins, and Sal Rinauro!

 

 

NWA ANARCHY TV EPS #102 ONLINE NOW

 

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SHOW # 102

 

MATCH #1  SHATTER  VS  JESSEE EMERSON

MATCH #2  RINAURO, HAWKINKS & FIELDS VIGNETTE

MATCH #3  HAWKINS & FIELDS  VS  DEVILS REJECTS

MATCH #4  SAL RINAURO  VS  PATRICK BENTLEY

MATCH #5  AWESOME ATTRACTION  VS  SEXTON & GRISSOM

MATCH #6  JEREMY VAIN  w/ADONIS VS  SHADOW (NEMESIS) (PALMER)

 

 

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NWA Anarchy TV Report by Ca$hFlowX
Episode 101
February 4, 2008


Congratulations to Janus of Vanguard Championship Wrestling and NWA Southern Pro for signing a WWE developmental contract. Janus resembles Bobby Lashley, but Janus can wrestle. He has a lot to work on, but Janus has a positive attitude and wants to improve. So look for him in Florida Championship Wrestling in the upcoming future.

WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!

- NWA Anarchy is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! Last week on NWA Anarchy TV, a locker room brawl occurred while Greg Hunter was conducting an interview with Shadow Jackson. Bill Behrens informed us that the former members of the Urban Assault Squad would face each other before Season’s Beatings. In the main event, Iceberg fought Mikal Judas to a no contest when NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Champion Phil Shatter laid them out. This week, Iceberg faces Slim J and Kory Chavis takes a walk on the dark side with Mikal Judas.

1. Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III) vs. the New Wave (Derek Driver & Steven Walters).
Great minds think alike… John Johnson, like me, is voting for Talent & Money in the 2008 NWA Anarchy Tag Team Primary. The New Wave wide the big kahuna until Talent grabs Walters’ feet and Pendleton takes over with a modified hot shot. After commercial, Walters lands a desperation spin kick a la Krazy K on Pendleton. Driver receives the hot tag to the crowd’s delight. Pendleton reenters the ring and Walters sends him flying to the NWA Arena floor. The New Wave wins with the Unskinny Bop moonsault on Talent for the victory. Afterwards, the Hollywood Brunettes deliver a nice Hanukah present to the New Wave with the Sheeney Curse. They pull out the scissors and prepare to cut Driver’s hair, but Walters make the save. BOO!
COMMENTS: This was pretty much standard tag team fair as both teams showed some fire. Yes, John Johnson, I too support Talent & Money for a mega push in 2008.

- Up next, Greg Hunter interviews “Todd not Tony” Todd Sexton. Get it, Todd not Tony is TNT? Bad joke Todd. :-)Sexton immediately informs us that Tony Santorelli has no heart because he quit NWA Anarchy to literally wait tables. With Todd in a conundrum, he sent word to find a partner and guess what? Wes Grissom shows up. Sexton explains to Grissom he was training and preparing him for life. Sexton proposes they tag with each other to go for tag gold. Grissom said that’s great. According to Sexton, Tony has a big nose and the muscles go to his head and so Todd did the noble thing by returning the tag titles. What a loser. Sexton coaxes Grissom into tagging with him. Grissom says he came to Anarchy to become a wrestler and a wrestler to become a champion, so tonight he’ll tag with the Bald Retard. Sexton offers a handshake and Grissom obliges. I can’t believe Grissom fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. Then again, that’s three Hunter interviews within three months that didn’t end in a full scale brawl. Something is awry here.

2. The Anger Alliance (Brody Ray Chase & Don Matthews & Brandon Phoenix & Adam Roberts) defeated the Regular Guys (Tyler Smith & Bob E Hill) & Chip Day & “Brokeback” Billy Buck.
This match is joined in progress with Chase working over Buck. The Regular Guys rally the crowd after Buck lands an enziguri on Chase. Buck crawls to his corner to make the tag to Day. Day dropkicks Chase into Matthews for a tag. Matthews provides Day a lesson in being a Southern gentleman with the every so friendly Lariat of DOOM~! Afterwards, the Alliance exudes Anger by turning the Regular Guys into Below Average Joes. Double A strolls to ringside and observe Melissa Coates destroying the Regular Guys. Well, maybe they’re Brokeback Guys now since they teamed with Billy Buck. Coates screams like an Amazon while Matthews is mesmerized by her beauty. Roberts tries to snap Matthews out of daydreaming, but to no avail until Coates heads back to the locker room.
COMMENTS: I think Matthews’ love interest in Coates in silly, but it’s entertaining. Then again, the Anger Alliance has turned into a fun soap opera.

- The Reverend Dan Wilson & the Devil’s Rejects hate nothing more than the Holiday Season, aka Christmas and not winter solstice. It has been a long and arduous war with Slim J. Patrick Bentley’s problem may be extinguished for good after the No Pain Train takes care of the puke. Slim can go home and indulge just like the rest of his fat relatives; just like gluttonous pigs do. Iceberg crushing Slim is only the beginning because Bentley will wish Sal Rinauro an unholy Christmas. Azreal & Shaun Tempers will finally be awarded the #1 contender to the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles. The Rejects will snatch the tag titles from the Awesome Attraction, Iceberg the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title and Patrick may just be holding gold in the future. Sounds like planting seeds for a Bentley TV Title run.

3. Iceberg w/Dan Wilson & the Staff of Righteousness pinned Slim J.
Slim used his quickness early on by avoiding a squash on a Sunset flip attempt. Slim works over Iceberg’s head, but the weight advantage is too much. Iceberg connects with a delayed vertical suplex that would make Chad Parham blush. The Inconceivable Being of Horror applies a modified backbreaker before tossing Slim’s limp carcass to the mat. After commercial, Iceberg inverts Slim with a brutal clothesline. Slim finally buys himself time with an enziguri, but gets caught on a Screwdriver on the Rocks attempt. Slim finds himself tied to the Tree of Woe, but pulls himself up to avoid becoming tonight’s breakfast at Denny’s. Iceberg catches Slim on the top turnbuckle and prepares for a superplex, but Slim pounds his way out. Slim catches Iceberg with a top rope inverted DDT for a two count. Slim rallies the crowd, heads to the High Rent District and misses a missile dropkick. Iceberg ends the carnage with the Ground Xero splash. Wilson signals to Bentley, who methodically stalks his prey. Bentley pounds Slim and hurls him by the announcer’s table. Bentley sends his flying into the announcer’s table as Wilson howls in approval. Bentley picks up the Slim’s bloody carcass and sends him back into the ring. Iceberg rips off the chain link fence located on the announcing booth and slides it to Bentley. They stretch it out and Bentley delivers the Cornelia Destroyer (gosh I hate the name Dark Driver) onto the fence. Bentley just gazes into outer space after soaking his hands with Slim’s blood. Well part one of Wilson’s plan has possibly come to fruition.
COMMENTS: Iceberg looks much slimmer and more agile. Kudos to Slim for taking a manhandling and a postmatch beatdown fro Bentley, and selling like a million bucks. Who would have ever thought Bentley would turn in a sick and sadistic freak? This is great stuff.

4. Mikal Judas pinned Kory Chavis w/Jeff G Bailey.
This match starts off with a staredown and a slap by Chavis. Chavis finds out early on that intimidation tactics fail to scathe Judas. Maybe Judas is unfazed by Chavis, but the announcing crew is still stunned over the events of the previous segment. Chavis retreats and Judas gives chase. Judas sends Bailey scurrying for cover before goozling Chavis. Chavis escapes with the Mo Howard eyelock. Chavis spends the next several minutes by physically dominating Judas. To ringside, Judas fights back and tosses Chavis back into the ring. Judas tasks over with a pair of turnbuckle whips followed by clotheslines. Judas prepares to launch himself, but Bailey grabs his leg and Chavis takes over by dropkicking him. Chavis takes advantage with a superplex. After commercial, Johnson shoots on the GAEC by saying Georgia’s government is inconsistent. South Carolina’s wrestling board is pretty bad just like Virginia’s and it’s stupid no blood policy. DPOR sucks. Back to the match, Chavis is exasperated that Judas kicked out of a pinfall attempt after delivering the Spinesplitta. Judas goozles Chavis, but he goes right back to the eyes. Chavis injures himself on a he

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