Gone, BUTT not forgotten

“Finally, a butt worth looking at!”
 
That’s what one WWE.com editor shouted out when Candice’s backside was exposed Monday night on RAW (WATCH). After the other editors working Monday night finally wiped the drool off their chins, the editor was asked what he meant by his comment. He then reminded everybody of all the times sports-entertainment fans were forced to see some rather forgettable ass moments.
 
After the show that night, the WWE.com editors spent more time than any red-blooded American male should spend thinking about ass moments that include the likes of Big Show, Mr. McMahon and Goldust. After hours of deliberation, however, the following list was finally agreed upon as the "Most Forgettable Ass Moments in WWE History."

Dr. Austin pays Mr. McMahon a visit - WATCH
Before there was Dr. Heinie, there was Dr. Austin. When Mr. McMahon was laid up in a hospital bed with a broken ankle (suffered at the hands of Kane and Undertaker), it turned out that Dr. Austin was attending physician. Dr. Austin gave him a taste of bad medicine when he slapped his boss upside the head with a bedpan and even forced some medical equipment up the boss’ backside.

Stephanie receives a Stink Face - WATCH
Former WWE Superstar Rikishi was never afraid to use his monstrous posterior as a weapon inside the ring. Perhaps nobody knows this more than Stephanie McMahon. After the Billion-Dollar Princess cost Rikishi a victory against Stone Cold Steve Austin, the big man showed everyone that he could have a second career as a magician when he made Stephanie’s face disappear with one of the most memorable Stinkfaces in WWE history.

Jake the Snake exposes “Ravishing” Rick Rude - WATCH
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their pants. Jake “The Snake” Roberts and “Ravishing” Rick Rude were hated enemies in the late 1980s. Rude was trying to woo Jake’s wife, and even went so far as to have her face painted onto his trunks. Roberts was so furious that he pulled those same trunks down exposing Rude’s backside for all to see.

D-Generation X sends its Christmas wishes - WATCH
D-Generation X did what they wanted, whenever they wanted, and didn’t care what anybody thought about it. They defied authority and marched to the beat of their own drum. With the Christmas holiday drawing near in 1997, the rebel group led by Shawn Michaels and Triple H wanted to give the RAW audience a season’s greetings message they’d never forget. Most people put a star at the top of their Christmas trees, but DX decided to pull down their pants and give everyone a moon instead.

William Regal joins the Kiss My Ass Club - WATCH
Mr. McMahon is known for so many things. He brought WWE to a national audience. He created WrestleMania. He killed ECW and WCW. And he’s even a former WWE Champion. But who will ever forget the infamous “Kiss My Ass Club?” There was nothing tongue in CHEEK about this one; it was literally a “Kiss My Ass Club.” The first member of this not-so-prestigious club was William Regal. After The Alliance was disbanded, Regal wanted his job back with WWE. Realizing he had Regal right where he wanted him, Mr. McMahon showed the former Alliance member the BACK DOOR. He even made it dance before forcing Regal to pucker up and kiss it. Regal endured the embarrASSment, and wound up working for Mr. McMahon once again.

Piper reveals Goldust’s secret - WATCH
Everyone knows that Goldust is bizarre. The flamboyant former Intercontinental Champion is never afraid to push the envelope, even going so far as kissing opponents to knock them off their game. But no one knew just how bizarre he was until WrestleMania XII when he faced “Rowdy” Roddy Piper in a Hollywood Backlot Brawl. Not only did Piper defeat Goldust, but he also assisted him out of his ring attire, revealing a shocking women’s lingerie ensemble. It was a match that definitely left everyone ASStounded.

Ric Flair parties ‘til his pants fall down - WATCH
After winning the Intercontinental Championship at Unforgiven, Ric Flair danced all night and then danced a little longer. With so much dancing going on, it’s easy to understand that Flair would forget to keep his trunks pulled up. After a night of partying with some hotties, Flair exited his limo with a glazed look over his eyes, and fell face-first to the ground in exhaustion. If only the Nature Boy were wearing a belt.

Jim Ross' colon surgery - WATCH
When Jim Ross was in need of colon surgery, he went straight to the best - Dr. Heinie. During the surgery, the doctor pulled a number of surprising items from J.R.'s ass, including his own head.

T.L. Hopper - WATCH
It’s no wonder that his butt is one of the first things that comes to mind when thinking of T.L. Hopper. After all, this short-lived Superstar was also a plumber. Hopper was about as mean and nasty as they come, but unfortunately for him, his attitude didn’t translate into too many wins. The only thing that was worse than his stench may have been his won/loss record.

Naked Mideon - WATCH
Enough said…

Big Show’s larger than life flatulence - WATCH
Big Show literally got caught with his pants down on an Oct. 2003 edition of SmackDown. Upset at Big Show’s recent actions towards him, Eddie Guerrero concocted a plan to get back at Show in a very unique way. Eddie had some burritos doused with a “special sauce” that caused Big Show to leave the ring mid-match and run for the bathroom. Eddie’s special burritos had given the largest athlete in the world the largest case of diarrhea.

Yokozuna's Bonzai Drop - WATCH
Adding Yokozuna to this list may seem controversial to many, seeing as most of these events include bare backsides. But we figured that what the former WWE Champion lacked in nudity, he more than made up for in size.

Triple H shows Trish some moves - WATCH
Triple H was scheduled to team up with Trish Stratus to take on Lita and Chris Jericho in a mixed tag team match during the Summer of 2000. When Trish came to Triple H for some wrestling advice, The Game started to show her how to counter a hammerlock. While Triple H was taking Trish to school, his wife at the time, Stephanie McMahon, walked in on them. Thinking that the hammerlock was a different kind of maneuver, Stephanie yelled at her husband and stormed out.

Big Show vs. Akebono - WATCH
RAW Superstar Big Show makes his second appearance on this prestigious list for his Sumo Match with Akebono at WrestleMania 21. Never before have two monstrous men showed so much ass in one WWE ring at the same time.