I’d like to go on the record right here and now to say that I am, in fact, in favor of a widespread overhaul of the decrepit and unfair health care system in America today.

As an injury prone professional wrestler relishing the 90 day no-compete (and therefore, no-injury) clause that I agreed to with my former receiver of independently contracted services, I need to make certain that I can get the coverage necessary to be able to see LOTS of doctors when I get injured ... which as all of you know is quite OFTEN

I'm EXTREMELY concerned about signing any kind of contract after my 90 days is over. I am stressed to the absolute MAX about the thought of appearing in ANY kind of ring, be it 4, 6, or 8 sided. CTM …that’s “chuckle to myself” and I made that up because how many people actually LOL? ... If I do appear, I could  -- and probably WILL --  get hurt again, as I am prone to do.  If this happens then my medical status will surely be "injured" and therefore "injured" will be declared as a pre-existing condition, and under the current flawed system, I will be denied coverage.

Then what will I do? How will I continue to entertain my loyal fans?!?