RECAP OF HHH ON THE 3/26 O&A SHOW
- 03/27/2008 (2:31:55 am)
- Jeff Sheridan
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I'm listening to tonight's replay of what happened earlier today. On today's O&A show they had HHH on the show. Anthony talks about that he recently had a cramp on his leg & told him that it reminds him about when HHH tore his quad, HHH said in January of last year is when he tore his quad & talked about as to spending 9 months rehabbing it & during his rehab, he saw Kevin Nash getting rehabbed at the rehab center in Alabama at that same time. He then plugged the WM press conference today in Manhattan & talked about the 3 way with Orton & Cena for the WWE title. He says he can beat Cena & win the title & it can go either way. He says he & Cena hate Orton & he also hates Cena. Jim Norton talks about the new HHH DVD & says the cover resembles Jesus Christ, Opie asked HHH as to what's made fans into wrestling & HHH says it's like any business or sport such as basketball & other sports. He says wrestling had Austin, Mankind, Rock & when they left, they had to start with new people. He then talks about as to what Vince wants in wrestling, which makes Anthony go into his Vince impression. O&A bring up about the "ass buffing" segment some months back on Raw, HHH said what's great about Vince is that he's like a big kid in wrestling.Anthony says when Vince does a shock look where his eyes get big & he's the big shot in wrestling, HHH says Vince's a bigshot in wrestling & mentions of times when WWE takes their yearly trip overseas for the troops. Opie asks HHH if there was something that Vince asked him to do that he didn't want to do, so HHH says he was supposed to talk about Kane's girl [Katie Vick] being killed in a car crash & brings up the part about him humping the dummy in the coffin in the funeral home. He says Vince behind the scenes told him to hump on the dummy harder & after it was over, HHH said to himself that he can't believe he just did that [humping the dummy].
Opie asks HHH if Flair will retire, HHH says he loves him & is his best friend & says when Flair goes in the ring he holds his breath. He says
during their Revolution days Flair struts around everywhere & he's insane & says he wants to prove to everyone that he can still take it.
He says we all want to remember what Flair was & not what he is, Opie compares to Flair with Willie Mayes in baseball. Their friend Sam
asked HHH as to how worried was he when Vince "died" in the limo segment, so HHH talks about Vince closed the limo door, then opened up during the editing. He says after that incident people started wondering if something really happened to Vince, Anthony brings up when people like the FBI was investigating Vince's "death" during that time.
Anthony says he loved it when the limo blew up & they couldn't find Vince's body, Opie says HHH's highlight package is hilarious because
he's so funny. Anthony talked about his favorite moment when Stephanie was chained into the basement [during the Undertaker's
"Ministry" era] & her acting & crying was so bad. HHH says she was young at the time, says that Vince told her that even though she has no experience he wants her to be part of the segment. He again plugs WM & the press conference & fans are welcome to come to the event. Anthony talked about you can look at the early Wrestlemanias from years ago & they're historic with guys like Sgt. Slaughter & The Iron Shiek.
Then they ask HHH if he plays golf & they talk about Jim Norton's experience with golf during vacation & HHH says he's found out more
about Jim in regarding to not wearing condoms during sex & eating lots of cookies. HHH says their friend Sam is an obsessed wrestling fan,
so Sam comes in to mention about a TV pilot that they film in for HHH & HHH says the guy looks like he ate a glazed donut. Sam tells HHH
about kissing a guy on the lips on the film, then says Bob Kelly told him to do a better take regarding a long & better kiss, so he says the
guy that he was kissing was nibbling on his neck. HHH says Sam's pissed because he's sure that the BJ won't make the air & Anthony says he's sure it won't be shown on TV. Sam continues to talk about this pilot film & HHH says during the film, Sam woke up with his pants down his legs.
Sam again continues talking about the gay kissing scene, HHH tells Sam that he should explore it with some homeless bums out in the street & should take a sign that says "Hey, I'll b**w you for nothing". He tells Sam to say "I'll kiss a man, Sam I am". Opie asked Sam if HHH signed his chair & HHH said it could've been worse if Sam asked to kiss him. Jim Norton talks about trannys & Opie asks him to tell HHH about what he likes to do with ladies, so Jim tells HHH that he likes to be pissed on by ladies. HHH says it's not as bad unless you
asks the trannys to slap Jim's face with their d***s. HHH says Sam's listening to this like it's Penthouse Forum, then tells Sam if he sees HHH talk to another wrestler that would mean that HHH was telling the other wrestler that Sam was doing oral sex to a man. Sam
says his promo name is "Prime Time Sam Roberts" & Opie says that HHH didn't start his career by kissing other guys.
HHH says if Sam didn't smoke Sam would've enjoyed it [gayness] more, HHH asks Sam if his finishing move is a Tea Bag move. Opie tells Sam that he should start as a referee & HHH tells Sam that he looks like the top rope & when Opie asks Sam to remove his shirt, HHH says that Sam's real quick in removing his clothing. Opie says Sam's talking smack about HHH & HHH teases by saying that Sam was
probably saying that Sam will be kissing the daylights out of him & says everytime Sam turns away, he's licking his lips. Jim Norton asks
HHH as to if he's had desire to do MMA, HHH says he don't understand it because it looks fake. He says he once saw it & it looked like 1
guy in the MMA event may've slipped & it looked phony to him. When asked about Lesnar, HHH says he saw his recent match & says all this build up it looked good but Lesnar's got charisma & has a look. He says after the fight Lesnar did the humble bumble part but should've did a mad promo to have fans come back to see a future match. Opie asks HHH as to what he'll do after wrestling, he says he'll
stay since it's a part of his family. Opie says if Vince steps down HHH will be the new Vince, HHH says Vince will probably outlived all of us
at 100 years old, he'll still run the company.
HHH talks about Vince Sr. owned the company first & talked about Vince Jr. buying the company from his dad & Vince's a risk taker with
stuff like the XFL & stuff like that. Anthony says Vince took wrestling in a legitimate entertaining form & says the guy's a genius & does
another Vince impression as the Godfather. O&A says they haven't seen Vince in a while & would love to see them & says fans are
animals in wrestling. HHH says fans are dedicated by showing up & having a good time. O&A then play an audio of E-Rock talk about
thanking wrestlers like Terry Funk for what they've done & it sounded dumb. HHH says it's about a guy that idolizes all these old guys &
they're probably thinking "Oh Christ". They then play the retirement speech of a former baseball player crying like a baby & they told HHH
not to be that guy. Opie asks Sam if he's like girls that hang around in locker rooms & he says no, then Opie says he had no problem feeding Mick Foley some steak. Opie again plugs the WM press conference & the PPV & says Sam will be on the corner doing something.
HHH fears that Sam may start crying like the baseball player, tells Sam not to get excited because they're plugging people but not in that
way. HHH tells O&A that it's been a while that he's seen them & says that Vince loves them also. Opie says Vince loves them so much
that he's probably 5 blocks away from them & the segment ends there. This was a very, very amusing segment!
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