Heat Opening

Rob Conway w/extremely gay music vs. Rosey

Standard stuff to start. Conway slugs Rosey a bit, but Rosey gets a shoulder block. Conway gets a an elbow drop off the apron onto the floor. Back in, Conway goes to the chinlock. Rosey gets out with a suplex. Rosey knocks Conway down with clotheslines and a headbutt, and gets a slam on Conway for a 2 count. Conway hits Rosey with his knee brace, and then gits a spinning neckbreaker/fisherman's suplex thing for the pin. *1/2

We review Eugene winning the Angle Invational.

We review the Edge vs. Kane Stretcher Match.

Johnny Parisi vs. Jim from Zombie Nightmare
Parisi = Swinger, Johnny. Parisi just beats down Jim, not allowing Jim to throw pasta at Parisi. Parisi goes to the chinlock. He beat his down some more, but Jim fights back with 2 dropkicks and a crossbody for 2. Parisi gets the Shaft (A DDT) for the pin. Eh. 1/2*

We review the Diva Search.

We review Carlito vs. Cena from RAW.

Rene Dupree vs. Hurricane
Hurricane gets the clothesline and goes to an armbar. Rene takes over though, getting a knee drop and going to the chinlock. Rene gets a slam and a fist drop for 2. 'Cane fights back, getting a dropkick. He gets a pair of headscissors followed by a clothesline, also. He goes up and gets a flying crossbody for 2. Hurricane gives the Razor's Edge sign, misses the Shining Wizard, and gets a stungun into the Cobra Clutch slam for the Rene win. Eh. 1/2*

Overall Thoughts: We review, we review, we review. That's all this show felt like. If you missed Heat this week, you missed nothing.