For 9/7:

LAX defeated Krazy K & T.J. Mack. Post-match saw Styles & Daniels hit the ring and run off LAX, steal one of the belts and hang it up from the Ultimate X structure

Jay Lethal, Chris Sabin and Sonjay Dutt were all watching the movie "Jackass" rather than preparing their match. Jerry Lynn couldn't understand why.

Frankie Kazarian & Matt Bentley & AMW beat James Gang & Shark Boy & Norman Smiley. Storm superkicked Smiley and Harris got the pin. Storm was mad at Harris for winning. Imagine that.

Jeff Jarrett was taking a polygraph test

Christian Cage beat Ron Killings. Rhino saved Killings from a post-match chair shot

Jim Cornette announced the results of the polygraph test. Cornette said the polygraph showed Jarrett was not in cahoots with Christian when he turned on Sting. He said that Jarrett was not in cahoots with Earl Hebner either. However, he was in cahoots with Larry Zbyszko. Cornette said that since Jarrett lied, he was booking Samoa Joe vs. Jarrett with the fans as lumberjacks with belts.

9/14 show

Styles & Daniels beat Bentley & Kazarian

Sabin beat Shelley. Outside the ring Dutt & Lethal put Devine in a shopping cart, and rolled him down the ramp, you know, an idea they got from watching "Jackass"

Abyss beat Raven in a hangman's horror match. Basically you had to choke a guy in a dog collar and hang him over the ropes until they pass out. Runt made the save with a chair shot, but then turned on Raven giving him the acid drop.

Jim Cornette had another team meeting. He announced that since Hebner wasn't in cahoots with Jarrett, he's hiring him back as referee. That makes sense since he turned heel to cause a title change as a ref, to hire him back. Only took a few weeks to turn Cornette into a dunderhead. He said Zbyszko was in trouble. Zbyszko complained about the booking.

Jarrett attacked a planted fan with a chair

For 9/21:

Jarrett said polygraph tests are bogus and he's been a victim of TNA mismanagement. Joe did a run-in but Jarrett laid out Joe with a guitar shot. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Lethal beat Williams. Sabin & Dutt did the jackass bowling ball to the groin on Williams

Eric Young beat Norman Smiley

Rhino No Contest Monty Brown when Christian interfered and hit Rhino with a chair

LAX had a celebration with a Mariachi band and an Uncle Sam dummy. They beat up on Uncle Sam until Styles & Daniels hit the ring. However, they hung Styles upside down and beat on him

Bobby Heenan and Sherri Martel were there as "outsiders" who were bidding to manage Bobby Roode.