TRANSCRIPT OF HOGAN FAMILY ON HOWARD STERN TODAY
  • 10/23/2006 (1:31:05 pm)
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The Hogan Family Visits. 10/23/06. 8:40am
After the break Howard said he had the whole Hogan family to bring in. He had Hulk, his wife Linda, son nick and daughter Brooke (
BrookeHogan.com) there. Howard said that Brooke was wearing a really nice outfit when she came in. Howard was surprised Hulk was letting Brooke wear what she was wearing. Howard told Linda that she was looking good too and she should be one of the dancers.

Howard asked Hulk what he thinks about him marrying his daughter. Hulk said that he likes the experimental plane idea and that Howard should be the one flying it. That way he could take in that $100 million a year.

Howard asked Hulk how much money he's put into his daughter's career and if he's going to be able to pay that off. Brooke said that they're close to that and the album, Undiscovered, is coming out tomorrow.

Hulk said that he told Brooke that when she turned 18 she could come and go as she pleases from the house. He's not as tough on her as he used to be. Hulk said that his son is the one he's worried about now. Everyone was wearing grills on their teeth from this guy Paul Wall (GrillsByPaulWall.com). Brooke said that she can't wear one right now because she's got braces on the back of her teeth right now.

Brooke also brought up Nick Carter who was on the show recently and said that she didn't have sex with him, all she did was kiss him. She said she's still a virgin and the furthest she's gone is 2nd or 3rd base. Howard asked Hulk how she got that far under the watchful eye of her father. Brooke said she hasn't touched a guy down there yet. Howard said that 3rd base is hand down the pants but Brooke said that everything was above the waist.

Howard asked Linda about talking sex with Brooke. Linda said that she had gone to 3rd base by the time she was Brooke's age. Brooke said that she hasn't had time to go any further than she has at this point. She hasn't had time to have a boyfriend. Hulk asked Nick what he knows about his sister. Nick said he knows nothing.

Howard said he thinks that Brooke has gone farther than she's admitting but she's afraid of telling her father. She swore on the lives of her future kids that she hasn't gone any further than she said. Howard said that Nick Carter is acting like he slipped Brooke the salami.

Hulk told Howard that he has his blessing if he wants to date his daughter. He said eh's seen some of the other guys who want to date her and Howard is much better. Howard told the family that he's actually a gentleman and he would be very good to her.

Howard asked Hulk how things are going for he and his wife. Linda said that they have a huge house down in Miami now and it's too much. They paid $12 million for the place in Miami and the place in Tampa was about $22 million. Howard said he's doing okay himself but he doesn't have multiple houses like they do. Nick said he read somewhere that Howard is making $1000 every 24 seconds so he's doing pretty good himself.

Howard told the family that he's divorced now and wondered how Linda feels about still being married. Linda said she thinks they'll be married forever but sometimes things are pretty stressful. She said that they're staying in separate bedrooms at the hotel so Howard wondered if they're not having sex anymore. Linda said that they do but Howard noticed that Hulk was shaking his head no.

Robin said that she's heard Hulk call into Bubba's show and he sounds miserable about his marriage. He said that he's still attracted to her but she gives him a hard time and treats him horribly. Linda said that both of them are trying to control their daughter's career and they differ on what they think should be done. Howard said that Brooke should be the one making the decisions now because she is 18.

Howard said that he feels that there's going to be a divorce and when he said that Linda didn't look upset or surprised. She said they've thrown that word around with each other but it never happens. Hulk was telling Howard that he still gets a smile on his face when he looks at his wife.

Howard asked Hulk when he last had sex with his wife. He said it was about a week ago but Linda said it was here in New York. Howard asked Hulk if he wants out of the marriage. Hulk didn't answer. Linda said that she has to be the glue that holds the family together while they're doing all of this stuff. They have cameras in their house all the time while they shoot this TV show and she loses her patience a lot.

Howard told Linda that she's got the life and her job should be to make him happy. He's provided for her and she should show some appreciation for that. Howard figures that Hulk wants out of the marriage so he can go bang some young chicks. Now he sees that there's something else going on there. Howard wondered if it's Linda who wants out of the marriage and didn't understand what's going on.

Nick said he doesn't think there's a big problem there. He thinks that they just need some time alone together. Hulk said that he loves Linda to death and doesn't want to leave her. Howard asked Hulk if he's out of this marriage at this point. He said he thought about that last night but it doesn't last long. He said he loves her and he will stick with her no matter what. Linda said it's the stress that's causing all of this.

Howard asked Linda if she would ever bring another woman in to the bedroom. She said that won't happen but she has had women hit on her before. Brooke said that if they were swingers, she would divorce herself from the family.

Howard asked Nick if he's got a big penis like his father claims to have. Nick said he doesn't know because he's never measured. Hulk joked that he's got 12 inches but Linda said that he's exaggerating even at 10 inches. Artie said that anything in that area is impressive.

The guys asked what happened to the Lamoborghini that Nick drove and ended up catching fire. They got sidetracked when Nick talked about how he's been trying to get his GED and he's able to pass the tests without studying. His parents took him out of school so he could be part of their TV show. Howard asked Nick what he wants to do for a living. He's racing cars now and said he'd love to be able to do that for a living and make a ton of money for himself.

Howard asked the kids if they're on drugs or anything. Brooke said she got so freaked out by pictures that she saw when she was in school that she never did any. She said she's hyper enough as it is and she doesn't want to do that stuff. Nick has to stay clean because he's racing for Dodge so they make sure that he stays clean.

Howard said that Nick must be banging lots of chicks and he's probably been doing it since he was like 14. Nick said he doesn't take the girls to his parents house because he's respectful of them. He didn't seem to be into talking about that stuff so Howard got back to Brooke.

Howard asked Brooke what song they were going to be performing today. Brooke said that the song is the current single ''About Us'' which is out already. She'll be performing with Paul Wall who has been on the show before. Howard said they also have some background singers there so they'll be coming in. Hulk said that he was paying for the background singers for a while and it was getting way too expensive. Hulk figures that he has spent about $3 million on her album so far.

Paul Wall came in so Howard spent a minute talking to him. He asked him if he's still white and goofed around with him about that a little. He also said hello to the backup singers who were in there. Brooke was getting ready to perform when Howard said he would be honored to take her virginity. Brooke seemed a little thrown off by that. Howard said he's never had a virgin before so he would love to take it from her.

Howard asked about how they wanted him to mix their performance but they weren't sure how to work things out. Howard messed with the board a little bit and set them up while they were on the air. Howard said they've never done anything like this in the studio.

Howard had Eric the Midget on the phone because he wanted to ask a question. Howard told him not to screw it up because he told him to rehearse it. Eric asked Brooke if she would like to work with any other producers later on. She said she would like to work with some other guys so, yes, she would. Howard congratulated Eric on asking the question and Brooke said he sounded really nice. Artie told her that Eric is a little shit head.

Howard took another call from Bong Hit Eric who asked her if she has ever had a guy make her cum. Howard told him that was out of line and didn't want to bother her with that line of questioning because Hulk seemed to be getting a little upset.

Howard played the music track for Brooke and gave her some plugs because she's going to be signing copies of her CD at FYE in Rockefeller Center tomorrow. He also gave them a plug for their TV show ''Hogan Knows Best'' that airs on Sunday nights on VH-1 at 9pm. Brooke and Paul Wall them performed their song.

Howard said that the girls in the background were really getting a work out in there. Brooke said that they couldn't hear the music either so they were going by her snapping. Howard talked to the girls and asked them about who they dance for. They said they've danced for Usher and some other people like that. Howard told Brooke she sounded great. He also told Paul that he sounded good and seems to know what he's doing.

Howard played some of a Hulk Hogan song that he released on an album many years ago. He said that Brooke is taking after her father with all of this. Howard gave everyone plugs for the album, the TV show and Brooke's album signing. Howard went to break a short time later.

Various Discussions. 10/23/06. 9:35am
During the break Howard was saying that he thinks Brooke really likes him. Robin agreed but Howard said that Hulk wouldn't leave his daughter alone in the studio with him. Howard was also saying that it sounds like Hulk's marriage is really on the rocks.

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